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Three Word Story; ... no comment.
Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,295 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then
 
nedben
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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards
 
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Coreling Conquerer

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear
 
nedben
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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on
 
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Coreling Conquerer

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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes
 
nedben
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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
 
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nedben
Feb 1 2012, 11:59 PM
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the
 
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Death of the.
 
rockboy3970

Harmless Space Kitten

Wow we are very bad people, are story is full of violence and random shit.
 
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Coreling Conquerer

As it was intended.
Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously refomed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.

Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout.
 
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