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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,136 Views)
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Tanya finishes her divine energy weave which plays this interesting music.


DWD, do you accept Deceleration's offer?
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Give DWD all the ammo he needs for free. Then try to teleport him in here.
 
nedben
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DWD gets ammo dealt with, and you teleport him exactly three earth inches closer to you.

Tanya hands you a note written in rot13.

"Found it inside one of the traps Elas triggered. The knockout flower flowerbed, actually." she says.

Note 3
 
Gnaln, jr jvyy abg gbyrengr lbhe vagresrerapr, sbbyvfu haqreqrvgl. Ab zrer cbyvprjbzna jvyy trg va gur cngu bs gur cynaf bs gur Napvragf. Fcnzznu znl or na vffhr, ohg ur vf fghcvq naq jrnx. Wbl vf cerbpphcvrq. Gur oebavrf jvyy arire jva. Ab znggre, lbhe vagresrerapr vf fvyyl. Trg. Bhg. Abj.



Translated; Tanya, we will not tolerate your interference, foolish underdeity. No mere policewoman will get in the path of the plans of the Ancients. Spammah may be an issue, but he is stupid and weak. Joy is preoccupied. The bronies will never win. No matter, your interference is silly. Get. Out. Now.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Trace its source!
 
nedben
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The tracing points at the knockout flowers. The note kinda just sprouted. Apparently someone sold a huge bunch of knockout flower/note flower hybrids for dungeons.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Poof the flowers into oblivion and ask Tanya what I'm down here for anyway.
 
nedben
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The Core Star shouts "HELNAW" loudly and a massive earthquake shakes the structure. The flowers do not poof into oblivion.

Tanya facepalms at Elas diving headfirst into the flowers and Elas is obviously knocked unconscious. The flowers sprout notes mostly about "Why the heck did the halfling just dive into us?!".

She then says "We have to get to the center of the Core Star. The Dungeon Mind has been neutral and apathetic at best, downright annoying at worst, but now it's just quiet. As it is a vital mining resource, it being lost would be problematic. Also, notice the giant plot holes? They get worse with every time reality fucks up horribly with keeping track of things, and if this goes on much longer we'll have to pull out. Plus, DWD's extreme struggle with neddy there because neddy has nil clue how to manage giving the players god powers-" I take offense to that!"-Shush. It's causing massive turmoils and the universe degaussing with all the deleted posts from earlier is not helping at all. And he still has to finish his homework. Anyways, the Core Star is also the force field generator that prevents Spammah's friends and superiors from getting in and utterly breaking logic even worse than it already has. The Ancients want to turn it off to kill us all, then hide behind their safe plot shields. So, we have to stop them because ned might spitefully turn off those plot shields when he remembers the narratorial code."
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Steal the ammo and offer to sell it back at 1 billion pizzas each.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Lock Decel in a prison until he gives it back.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

I must decline your offers because, my soldiers are Shellcores and do not use ammo.
 
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