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| Deceleration | May 9 2012, 09:20 PM Post #1041 |
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Coreling Conquerer
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I'll change my name to something random while in transit. |
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| nedben | May 9 2012, 09:24 PM Post #1042 |
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You loopkill the monstrosity via life drain, but it is still there. Huh, must be an escaped Ancient experiment, it defies too many physics agreements to be a viable natural spawn and simply seems too angry to be an Ancient successful experiment. Decel is ripped into several hundred fleshy chunks and a few billion lifeless specks of ash from two contradicting teleportations. The Ancient grabs the soul, while DWD gets the former body of Abraham Sterling, Deceleration's character. Well, there's enough left to bury the body, I guess we made THAT save, apparently. Decel is expulsed into the ether, before being dragged back down by an Ancient's magic shackle rounded-edge cuboid tentacle. From the commander you were going to be talking with. Well, there goes much else. "SHUT UP." No you. "Ignore the ramblings of Neddy there-" I SAID, BE QUIET. "No. As you can see, Neddy there is a rather poor-quality writer. Can't even control his creations, I guess. No matter, I digress. I guess you plan to join, because your body was killed by DWD there with teleport mishap? Well, I guess you can." The Ancient invokes a huge amount of narratorial codes -Note to self, remember where I put those password slips- and Decel's character awakes as he is now an Ancient. With accompanying vessel. "Well, there you are. Also, you get to speak in black speech bubbles like these. Cool, huh? Well, since we have almost nothing to do, we just get to float around and wreck stuff when we want. Bye. Oh, and define your name in case Ned there just spams stuff in ROT13." With that, the Commander warps somewhere, and Decel now controls an entity with a giant dreadnought of a ship. Edited by nedben, May 9 2012, 09:25 PM.
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| Deceleration | May 9 2012, 09:41 PM Post #1043 |
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Yay! Start attacking bronies and using their remains to create more ships. Also, my name is either 1, or 2. I'll switch my use of each name every nanosecond, to prevent being teleported. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | May 9 2012, 09:43 PM Post #1044 |
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Coreling Cruiser
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*Finishes charging my spell* "BURN!!!" *Crates a star inside the creature's body. Then watches it get consumed the flames.* |
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| nedben | May 9 2012, 09:49 PM Post #1045 |
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DWD hears a giant "NOM NOM NOM" as the star inside the monster is consumed. Tanya is now stabbing it via scibblenautical notepad summons. Wow, it survived three death potions, a Scribblenautical Nuke, a Black Hole, the Dragon, Excalibur, and a Scribblenaut's full array of default summons, as well as the Large Hadron Collider, a Fairy Godmother, six Gods, a mecha, an escalator battering ram, Longcat, a ninja, a pirate, Tacgnol, Ceiling Cat, Edison, and a deathray. Huh. Decel noms up brony ships and makes them into more shell for himself. You now have brony cyborgs working for you! |
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| Deceleration | May 9 2012, 09:50 PM Post #1046 |
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Continue what I was doing before. Also, make some pizzas and eat them. Watch DWD as he attempts to destroy the monster. |
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| nedben | May 9 2012, 09:53 PM Post #1047 |
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You do so. Damn, that's a lot of horses working for you now. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | May 9 2012, 09:53 PM Post #1048 |
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"Fuck this!" *Begins breaking the creature down into energy and storing it in soul gems.* Also, Decel what have you done?!! The Borg are now infected with the bronie virus!!! Edited by DarkWingedDaemon, May 9 2012, 10:02 PM.
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| nedben | May 9 2012, 10:05 PM Post #1049 |
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DWD has OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! completely full soul gems (What? The monster is trinkinion strong with life energy, you'll need more than a few infinity-capacity soul gems to kill it!), and the monster is only slightly smaller. Tanya is now also spamming soul gem storage to disassemble the monster and speed the process. Wrong, the Bronies captured are now infected with the Deceleration virus. Decel is immune to the brony virus as he is a very strong brony hater and probably survived due to vaccination via YouTube and the rest of the internet. Yes, I just used an extended viral metaphor. Deal with it. The Borg, however... Edited by nedben, May 9 2012, 10:16 PM.
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| DarkWingedDaemon | May 9 2012, 10:27 PM Post #1050 |
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*Uses the energy from my soul gems to locally shatter reality and, recover my Ban Hammer.* "Ahhhhh!!!" *Charges at the creature and, slams it several times.* "Why... Wont... You... Die!!!" *Knocks it into the newly formed plot hole.* |
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