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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,224 Views)
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Look around and ask, "What?"
 
nedben
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The Cleric-In-Training Dwarf Girl says "You're letting the blood run down to make a point. Is that a good idea in a pizza place full of aliens and time travelers and heavily armed people?" She hefts a large bazooka you didn't notice before to make a point. The furry waiter reaches behind the cash register to take out an energy sword. A few other aliens take out various weapons. A man even takes out a sonic screwdriver. A woman activates her armor suit and readies her arm cannon. Then everyone puts away all the weapons and continues eating.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Don't take the hint, and continue letting blood run down my neck now.
 
nedben
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The waiter glares at you. His fur is agitated, moving in rapid formation to suggest "WTF TAKE THE HINT ALREADY!!!". The cleric-in-training dwarf girl rolls her eyes. A fireball with a staff mutters something about "moderators should be smarter than that". A Knight Mare interrogating a brony ghost using a spell almost looks up from her concentrated work. An astronaut elf facepalms. A man with a summoning notepad wearing a rooster hat lifts the pen to paper, ready to write in something dangerous. The background music intensifies with pulses, and the infinity camera following us from above zooms in very closely as my archon's girlfriend wants to catch every second of the action...
 
Brayzure
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Say out loud, "I don't take hints from anyone. Except neddy, and he hasn't told me to stop, so deal with it."
 
nedben
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I go into your brain, into a neuron, into your mind, and scream loudly


"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT BEFORE I HAVE TO GO SCREAM IN YOUR SOUL FOR A DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!"
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Think, "Fine" Wipe up the blood meticulously, and be more careful.
 
nedben
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Exit your brain while you do what you just said.

Then ask the waiter where he got that blood from.

He says it's Type O Negative, got it from a blood donor. It's the human trainer-cleric of the dwarf cleric-in-training over there.
Edited by nedben, Mar 11 2012, 01:46 AM.
 
Brayzure
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"I drank dwarf blood?" Then set the rest of the pizza aside.
 
nedben
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No, it's human blood. Of the cleric who is in charge of training clerics of the religious patron that dwarf girl over there is training in.
 
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