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| Deceleration | Mar 13 2012, 09:41 PM Post #251 |
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Okay... Obtain a million Cyborg Soldiers with laser cannons for arms and rocket boots. Then obtain 200,000 hovetanks equipped with railguns and prismatic armor. |
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| nedben | Mar 13 2012, 09:44 PM Post #252 |
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A large, fist-shaped rock, with the words REASONABILITY AND OBVIOUSNESS engraved on it, falls from the sky and kills you. *respawn* You already have them, but they're busy keeping the ship from exploding and whatnot. Yes, the Derpinador needs THAT MANY RAILGUN HOVERTANKS WITH PRISMATIC ARMOR to fuel/contain the stupidity reactor with railgun shots. Yes, it runs on energy of infinite stupidity and the reactor which burns stupidity is used to power the ship. The entire thing has to be contained with pure wisdom and intelligence and such, mostly Infodragon scales. Cyborgs with laser cannons are busy MANAGING those hovertanks and fixing the ship and such. Edited by nedben, Mar 13 2012, 09:48 PM.
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| Deceleration | Mar 13 2012, 09:46 PM Post #253 |
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What about the million cyborgs? Anyways, go find someone who needs help and help them, unless it involves doing something evil. |
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| nedben | Mar 13 2012, 09:57 PM Post #254 |
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The dwarf cleric-in-training girl skips down the lane, tossing you a town guidebook, with the page MAGICALLY REFRESHING JOB BOARD bookmarked with a piece of paper. Checking the job board, you find an advertisement for "War Room Operations; Shellcore Simulator!" The rest of the jobs are mostly gardening requests (Do you want to fight rogue pea plants that shoot peas at dangerous velocity? I thought not.) weapons testing applications (Want to be eaten by flying dogs, stabbed with spears in vital organs, decapitated with a hat, turned to stone, turned into a zombie, turned into a fish, locked in a room with a bunch of lust demons and devils, eaten by acid-breathing lava sharks that shoot lasers from their eyes, stare at a for-once-sober guinea pig who shoots lasers from his eyes when he isn't drunk, given a biopsy with no anesthesic while they cut you open and poke your internal organs with scanner sticks, get fixed, and do it all again? I thought not.) some annoying job babysitting half-demon-half-angel epic hybrids, getting ripped into component particulates by Chuck Norris for study, et cetera. PLEASE PICK THE SHELLCORE SIMULATOR. |
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| Deceleration | Mar 13 2012, 10:07 PM Post #255 |
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Send Infect to the weapons testing application, rockboy to Chuck Norris and component particulate studies, and the rest of us will go to the shellcore simulator. |
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| Brayzure | Mar 13 2012, 10:12 PM Post #256 |
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Remember to take the sword from the treasure room, and get familiarized with it. If it tries to alter me, drop it. |
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| nedben | Mar 13 2012, 10:23 PM Post #257 |
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Rockboy is ripped into component atoms and respawned by one of the local clerics. Infect is killed by weapons several times and respawned by a different one of the local clerics. You go to the SHELLCORE SIMULATOR. The Dwarf Cleric-in-training girl Aerisa puts you in the VR simulation pods, and next thing you know, you're shellcores. You can hear the voice of Officer Tanya in your heads. "Insertion is complete? Good. Alright. Go fly around, talk to carriers, have fun. We based this universe on some of the shellcore games and roleplays. Have fun. We'll be back in an hour to check on you. Your bodies are in suspended animation. However, due to the insane processing rates of this supercomputer network, that could be weeks or months or years to you. Oh good, rockboy and infect have arrived. We'll load them in too before we start." SELECT YOUR KIN! (any shellcore race known from ANY shellcore whatever known. You could even be Orange Outer Alliance, RAINBOW, Spar-color, you name the color you can be it. The VF, Infected, Coreling, Shadowcore (if rockboy lets us use them) Defect, Neutrality/Outer Alliance, Anyone From Coreling RP, you name it you get it.) You are spawned at the Rainbow Spawner Gardens in the Neutrality. I get to be one too. Your character abilities from outside work in here too due to SHELLCOREAN LIGHT POWER. *spawn* A pure white shelled shellcore, with coreshell, spawns at the head of the spawners. A few other spawners light up in preparation for burping up a newborn. Fleet Admiral Clearly Delusional, master user of the SHELLCOREAN LIGHT POWER (It's one of those things written in all-caps sometimes. I don't know why) and Leader of the Neutrality awaits, holding a can of minidrone treats to feed some minidrones popping out of a spawn turret next to an extractor outpost with a harvester turret. A few tracts of land, the city tankways, are on the ground. |
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| Deceleration | Mar 13 2012, 10:35 PM Post #258 |
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Hmm... I'll be a Rainbow core! With lots of machineguns and flamethrowers. |
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| nedben | Mar 13 2012, 11:14 PM Post #259 |
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The Pink Leader, who is also an IMA, shoves all the spawners together and a RAINBOW shellcore spawns as the spawners float back to their original locations. Terry pays the Pink Leader 10 credits. |
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| Brayzure | Mar 13 2012, 11:51 PM Post #260 |
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The Analytic Commander
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I wanna be pearlescent blue-green! |
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