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| Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum. | |
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| Deceleration | Mar 23 2012, 09:03 PM Post #521 |
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Soak the dead kerbals with pizza oil and burn them! Throw more kerbals in to keep the fire going. |
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| nedben | Mar 23 2012, 09:05 PM Post #522 |
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You continue rekilling respawning suicidal kerbal teenagers, now burning them in a fire fueled by pizza oil and kerbal corpses. |
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| Deceleration | Mar 23 2012, 09:06 PM Post #523 |
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Build an army of robots to keep killing kerbals and throwing them in the fire, and pouring pizza oil. Then fall back asleep. |
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| nedben | Mar 23 2012, 09:11 PM Post #524 |
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You do so. A mind flayer breaks Decel's head with a magic pizza slicer, turns the brain into a computer entity, and uploads him into a computer, and turns it on, and runs the DECELERATION program. Decel, you are now a computer! Kill mind flayer and return to normal body? Y/N Edited by nedben, Mar 23 2012, 09:12 PM.
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| Deceleration | Mar 23 2012, 09:49 PM Post #525 |
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Yes. Once I'm back to my body, beat the mind slayer with a computer and throw it into the sun. The Sun is like an all-purpose garbage can for my enemies. |
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| nedben | Mar 23 2012, 09:58 PM Post #526 |
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You do so, but the sun barfs the mind flayer back at you, now covered in bits of DWD from when you threw him in the sun. The firepeople who live on the sun say you have to pay to throw any more enemies into the Sun on the annual cleaning day. Wait until tomorrow or pay the billion rupees. |
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| Deceleration | Mar 23 2012, 10:00 PM Post #527 |
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I will create a billion rupees with the clouds of dust from the burning kerbals. Then throw the mind slayer onto the piles of burning kerbals, and cover it with more kerbal corpses and pizza oil. |
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| nedben | Mar 23 2012, 10:06 PM Post #528 |
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You pay the Permanent Sun Enemy Depository Membership joining one-time fee, then throw the mind flayer onto the burning planet full of kerbal corpses and pizza oil. The junk planet is getting bigger. It might become a star soon. The junk planet is covered in burning dead kerbals and pizza oil except in one big mountain of all the junk on the planet, which your robot minions moved there because it was in the way, which breaks off and becomes a moon, soon to be planet. Decel, you are going to get yourself a star system at this rate. Several junk drop ships arrive, pay you a ton of valuable stuff for the right to dump excess stuff on the moon, and drop off more stuff. |
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| Deceleration | Mar 23 2012, 10:32 PM Post #529 |
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Continue adding junk and corpses to the planet. When it becomes a star, name it Junk Star and force everyone who wants to throw stuff in it to pay lots of pizzas. |
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| nedben | Mar 23 2012, 10:40 PM Post #530 |
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You do so. The moon, by default, becomes a planet. A prospector pays you seventy billion pizzas of varying types to establish a terraformed colony on the surface of the planet orbiting the Junk Star at Goldilocks distance. |
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