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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,182 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Your weapon is dead, and so are you.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Not until Ned posts.

I just had a brilliant idea! *Begins selling Decel's Ban energy to other nations in the galaxy.*
 
nedben
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DWD ARE YOU CHEATING? I'm ruling in your favour because it's kinda funny to imagine a purplish light being compared to a brony. The purple-ish light is Deceleration, who is now pure ban energy.

You immediately override Decel and make him into a ban conversion slave.

Let me demonstrate how it works, with some minor modifications because we're using brony energy instead of ban energy.

Take the subject.
*grabs random brony*
Mindcontrol them.
*uses Magic Watch Of Mind Control*
Infuse them with energy.
*shoves energy implant thingy into mindcontrolled brony*
Make the subject convert energy into desired type.
*makes brony convert energy into friendship*
Extract energy.
*makes brony fire friendship&tolerance laser into an energy absorber*
Utilize energy.
*converts it into a music laser blast of classical music*
Continue process.
When subject is no longer relevant, useful, or able to do required process, get rid of it.
*throws brony back where I found it*
Edited by nedben, Mar 25 2012, 01:35 AM.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

I'll probably let him out if he stops trying to kill me and, destroy my work. But until then... *Waits for the galaxy to become dependent on Ban Energy. Then raises the price.*
 
nedben
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Some random angel I met at the annual holiday party turns Synergy into a ban-making machine, using everything from cloning to transfusions. Don't worry, he's fine, his ban capacity is just being multipurposed.

You now have competition. Also, random bits of Synergy got onto the black market, and the grey market, and the color markets, and eventually the normal market, and now the entire galaxy has several ban energy companies popping up using their own clones of Synergy.

Edited by nedben, Mar 25 2012, 01:45 AM.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Gah! I must protect my business! *Hires mercenary Deamons to shut down their operation and, steal rick. Then installs hyper-advanced security measures around Decel.*
Edited by DarkWingedDaemon, Mar 25 2012, 01:46 AM.
 
nedben
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Rick is in several billion different places, and at least a million people, most of whom are complete normal clones of Synergy/Rick, so you're going to have to figure out how to work this out.

Your mercenary Deamons were unable to break into the HQ due to excessive dragon angels defending the place.

Holy dragon now has a halo and feathers decoratively on his wings. Then clone him a billion times, making small edits. You have the dragon angels defending that company.

Decel is now in a hypersecure compound in your hyperspace pack where he can't be stolen.

Hm, maybe I can get into the ban energy buisness. Let's see... *grafts a clone of Synergy's ban system into Infect and watches as he dies of ban several times before the system adapts* Infect now has a clone of Synergy's ban organ system.
Edited by nedben, Mar 25 2012, 01:51 AM.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Respawn, Buy ban enregy from DWD for 40000000000000000000000000 pizzas per volt.
 
nedben
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Infect does so.

Infect, you're my ban energy producer because I grafted a clone of Synergy's ban organ system into you. WHY ever not use your own ban energy?
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Hm... *Creates an elite covert ops army of Kerbals, Shellcores, and Daemons. Then sends them to steal the original Rick and, neutralize the clones.*
 
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