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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,180 Views)
nedben
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*gets phone and special calling-accepted-to-private-unlisted-number-ID-only-calls-accepted-numbers phone from a Bureaucratic Operator Angel First Class*

Just dial the complicated symbols and ask.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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*Dials and asks.*
 
nedben
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???
 
Hello. This is Oracle Infinity. What is your question?
 
Deceleration
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I will expunge myself from existence in this roleplay, causing all other ban power here to disappear forever. The end.
 
nedben
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All ban disappears with Decel. Fin.

Ok, world shaped, setting derped, reality recalibrated due to explosion of reality from catastrophic galactic explosion due to galactic stabilizers being powered by ban energy, all we have left is the writer cafe and Kerbin 7, which is expressly seperate like As Far Away As Possible.

Now that the prequel stage is over, we can finish the Guests Please Save Our Quality Standards By Joining roleplay b-plots.

Yes, Kerbin 7 Was Saved By A Pizza Parlor With The Everything-Proof Bathroom.

I guess... Coffee anyone?

???
 
This Is Oracle Infinity, Actually It's The Doctress Because The Oracle Went On Break, WHATEVER. Since Decel nuked ban energy by expunging himself from the roleplay, we're just going to write b-plots and live happily ever after by continuing the story.

Deposit your votes for the next story, which is Do Shellcores Do Human Roleplays?, so yeah. Doctress out.


I let my commentary characters come out for ONE post and they redirecto plot like a boss.

Guests are allowed to post writer commentary too.

CHARACTER ROLLCALL
 
Also; There's a shellcore roleplay going on in the background. Did you know, Infect, you're going to be VR roleplaying as a violent hafling with alignment Chaotic STUPID Evil, accompanied by Terry the shapeshifter, Ms. Narwin the human teacher theurge, Dr. Diane the elf paladin, Hirosatsu master dwarven crafter, Dirk (The Uninfected Leader) front-line fighter, Charlie rogue/ranger, and Nate(NWEPMN) the human bard.


The Party Of The Shellcores stumbles through the thick Northern Forests. The Dwarf Cleric Woman says hello, and says Officer Tanya has been waiting for you. She uses Wind Walk and runs into a cloud where you can't tell where the dwarf is going next.

What now? You MUST order the entire party even in generic terms or I WILL find a way to wreck your plan via railroad storm.
Edited by nedben, Mar 25 2012, 06:08 PM.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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*Sigh.* He finally broke containment... Good thing he was in a pocket universe! *Uses a Decel clone to power the new Ban Reactor 2.0!* It has 9001% more Ban output than the original!
 
Deceleration
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*Decel clone evaporates into pure energy, as it is to pathetically weak compared to me to exist. The clone's destruction wipes the whole universe, and all adjacent dimensions and omniverses, into nothingness.*
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Hm... The clone turned into an entity made of pure Ban Energy... *The reactor jumps 40000% output.* This will revolutionize the Ban Energy industry! *Begins making more Ban Reactor 2.0s.*
 
Deceleration
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No, the clone expunged itself from existence, destroying the reactor and everything else.

Can I lock this now? It's gotten out of hand.
 
nedben
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Nah, we'll just go Shellcores and convert this into a writer's cafe of a new story.

We're going to finish the shellcores doing human roleplays.

Several deities immediately contain the explosion and clear all relevant ban energy from the universe file. You are killed instantly by the explosion and ban and deletion, and have been banned from reality.

DWD has been removed from existence!
Decel has been expunged from existence!
Synergy has been removed!
All staff members have left the universe!


*poof*

You awake and find yourself in the coffee shop section of that pizza parlor. The Oracle sits at your table too, texting the Doctress about "I'm going to talk to those crazies who nearly killed a universe with ban energy. Wish me luck!" and sends the message.

"You're dead. So dead, you were deleted from existence. Pretty harsh. Have some coffee." she says. A waiter sets down a tray with some coffee just then. Well, she IS an oracle. Anyways, "I really think you should take some serious time off. You were recently reintegrated into reality with all relevant ban energy purged. Also, the next barista at the cash register will be the alien that was serving you pizza earlier." She's annoyingly right. "So, let's watch the shellcores roleplaying as humans while we wait for your bodies to recover."

The Oracle pulls a cloud out of her back pocket, sets it on the table away from anyone's coffee, and tunes it. It reveals an image of some standard fantasy people about to embark on an adventure.

Edited by nedben, Mar 25 2012, 11:34 PM.
 
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