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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,176 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

I will purchase high-velocity tracking missiles with micronuclear warheads, and start shooting at goblins. If no goblins are visible, buy goblin tracking gear.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You take the elevator up the Holy Mountain and head to the clerical registration center. Suprisingly, the trainer guy of the clerics is manning the station because everyone was in massive meeting spam because today's the annual plan-everything day and the rest of the week is all massive work spree.

Cleric guy; "So, fill out this application form, there's pencils in that office desk over there, and you'll probably get the position. If you get accepted, I'll be seeing you later."

Narrator Which is Me; Well, here you have it. List your ID stuff, personality traits, preferred pantheon member patron to specialize under, any you'd prefer not to work under, previous experiences even out of this roleplay continuity for you other-life-adventurer people as a cleric, any skills relevant, a few references for us to scan magically for and ask via Sending if you exist and are not an alias which is immune to scans, and any relevant history or skills.


Decel buys that stuff but no goblins are visible even with scans.
DWD spawns a shellcore, but no goblins are in the immediate area. Apparently the nonmalignant ones gave up on their kin completely and changed species into something else, and all the malignant ones were killed by a bunch of low-power-level characters on training runs with the cleric trainer guy.
Edited by nedben, Mar 27 2012, 01:30 AM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Uh... look for anything even slightly evil, and shoot it.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You look for anything even slightly evil, but find none. What kind of evil idiot is going to venture through miles of magically defended jungle-like forests to a city defended by good angels and deities by the infinitillions who isn't a deity and therefore is going to be dealt with by the deities present?
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Fly over to an evil land, and nuke it.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You fly over to the gates of evil and throw a nuke at it, but an Evil SDI System snipes the nuke with a laser. Several hundred rows of AA guns manned by demons rise up from their concealed turret bases, and open fire.
If you don't leave soon, even the pilot's awesome flying skills can't evade that much fire.
Edited by nedben, Mar 27 2012, 01:35 AM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Leave, but throw a few pizzas at the turrets while doing so. Also, when I get back purchase a railgun and use it to destroy the turrets.
 
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Coreling Cruiser

Look out below! *Jumps off the shellcore and lands on a demon manning an AA gun.* Oops! *Make the demon explode with magic. Then kills any nearby demons before using the AA gun to destroy the other AA guns.*
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You do so.

However, a blackguard fallen paladin leaps out of nowhere and stabs DWD through, ignoring your wards completely.

An extremely evil-looking cloud appears, and out of it comes the Queen Of Chaos herself, riding a chariot of darkness driven by two evil black hydras. She shoots a spiderweb of EVIL!!! at you, and the destroyed turrets and demons respawn.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

*Smiles and, slides the weapon deeper into myself so I can get both my hands on him.* You're screwed... *Explodes into a super hot fireball that incinerates him. Then I rise from the ashes as a (Greek) Daemon with black wings.* Damn it! I burnt my robes!
 
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