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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,165 Views)
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

So there aren't any goblin villages in the entire universe?
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Decel detonates the rockboy nuke and determines he's currently on top of the Chaos Queen's divine shield. Deep.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Fire at rockboy. And eat pizza. In fact, I would like to make pizza consumption and railgun purchasing default actions.
 
nedben
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Decel does so. The Chaos Queen plucks the dead rockboy from her shield, respawns rockboy as a Cyborg, then takes him into her laboratory for experimentation.

Rockboy is going to get to play evil at this rate.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Huh. Continue firing whilst eating pizza.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You do so.

Meanwhile, the Chaos Queen is messing around with Rockboy's internal workings, messing around, adding spells, putting in stuff, investing divine power, attaching odds and ends, generally modifying him and making him into a high-class avatar. Rockboy's going to be verrry evil sometime.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Use chaos to collapse her shield, then synthesize a dark hand grenade, and throw it!
 
nedben
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You do so, then get hit with exactly 52 razor cards, ending with the Queen Of Hearts, from an Advanced Dealer Razor Card Gun.
What do you expect when fighting the second most powerful deity on this side of the Pantheon and the most proactive one too?


Rockboy is now super epic demon devil hybrid evil deity avatar whatever 1/32 goblin Cyborg supervillain robopirate ninja of doom!

Rockboy has ascended to Evil Deity status!
Edited by nedben, Mar 28 2012, 02:13 PM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

What's the score right now?

Heal myself, then make 1,000 gallons of water, and surround her in it until she suffocates.
 
nedben
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She smirks, turns into a giant carp, and swallows you whole. Inside, you are stabbed by a lightsaber, beheaded by an axe, and hit with the now-respawned halfling. Then you get hit directly with the Divine Instakill Field and die. Now do you know why Dwarf Fortress Dwarves hate carp attacks so much?

You respawn automatically. Four lives remaining. Tanya turns back into her normal form, exits the waterball, freezes it, and throws it at you like a giant iceball attack.
Edited by nedben, Mar 28 2012, 02:46 PM.
 
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