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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
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Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,144 Views)
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Apr 30 2012, 11:36 PM
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Decel begins looting a nearby space base, abandoned when they all left from budget cuts, for laser parts. He also finds the infinite food/water/survival stuff generator on board his ship.
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Deceleration
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Apr 30 2012, 11:39 PM
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- I once met a man, on the edge of a surf-tormented shore, /Who turned to me and said, "I'm sure."
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I'll generate some pizza and water, and generate some sugar, caffeine, ascorbic acid, and chemical flavors to make some Sprite. Then I'll eat it.
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nedben
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Apr 30 2012, 11:40 PM
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You do so.
Background Events Spoiler - More Stories?
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EASTANSFIEF, CELESTIAL MOUNTAIN CAPITOL BUILDING, NEW JEROLIAR. Officer Tanya Silvershot; What?! That is impossible!!!
Oracle; I'm sorry Tanya, it's true. Oracula said it straight out and everything. Spirit communed with the writer and it's verified. The Ancients' prophecies are true. However, I've learned how to skirt these things straight from the Doctress, head commentator. We'll have to work this out.
Officer Elas Oddleaf; HEY! Goddess! Are you going to say anything?
Tanya; Elas, shush. Don't interrupt Mother.
Elas; She's your mother?!
Tanya; It's a technicality of creation. Shush.
The Goddess; It's alright, dear. I suppose now that Elas has asked me to, I might as well contribute my two cents. We should put the majority of the Monitor motherships near Onimia, focus the Shellcoreans on DWD's domain, put the Flower Of Chaos over by Synergy's domain, focus the Order's Wrath teams into one solid unit by our outer colonies so we can have some senior dancefighting technomagi narrators in the field. Now, about the Celestial battlestation disposition...
- Derpity derp derp
- more plot hooks ahoy!
DEEP SPACE, DIMENSION OF PLANET POKEMON, NURSE JOY TERRITORY Nurse Joy (Bridge); My queen, the ship is clear of the Dexoys band. The target has been set up. Nurse Joy (Queen); Excellent. Engage the Clarion Prototype. Nurse Joy (Bridge); Engaging now. All systems go.
At this point, play epic music fitting a commerical for a greek hero movie and changing to other epic music as fitting, as Arceuses, some equipped with plates for elements, orient themselves in a circle, Basic at the top, ??? at the bottom, and create a glowing white sphere. A huge storm of Unown erupt from this sphere, and other Pokemon appear, contributing their power to the storming orb. Then, epicness from other continuities comes into the orb, as it begins to charge a huge beam. The beam erupts on a powerful note, the huge power beam erupting forth from the huge sphere inside a giant knife-shaped projection on the front of the Clarion Call. The beam impacted a huge wall of solid energy. The wall shattered into fragments.
Nurse Joy (Queen); MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My new superweapon is ready for field deployment. Clarion Call, report to base for reconstruction. Nurse Joy (Bridge); As you wish.
- Hmm. <CENSORED> BYPASS!
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LOLRUS, LEAGUE BATTLECRUISER.
Admiral Gato "Bucket" Oran; Writer, that's one big ship. Officer Davidson, engage forward beam battery!
Officer Salvas Davidson; Yes sir!
The Lolrus' front opened up to reveal the ship's Multiverse Beam, which fired a golden light at the Ancient ship. The beam broke through the forcefields, but the ship's central hull went right through the beam. When the beam was exhausted, the Ancient vessel continued on.
Technomagi Narrator Betty Monesgold; Admiral Oran, the beam had no effect!
Admiral Oran; Ms. Monesgold, analysis!
Ms. Monesgold; I've got it. That material is pure Dark Magicinium, simple and dirty. I'll pull out a seizure-inducing beam spam can, I hope the magicinium inside will be enough. LUMOSTORY HYPERIO!
At this point, a cylinder of rainbow light exploded violently against the Ancient vessel. The hull was slightly dented, but nothing more.
Ms. Monesgold; Darn it, that was one of my best narratorial acts I had ready. Admiral, orders?
Admiral Oran; Fall back, that kind of vessel is too powerful. A flagship might be able to destroy it, but I'm not sure we can do anything. Prepare ship for jump!
Officer Davidson; Engaging!
- Huh. Looks like this might be a very good time to verify this.
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AKAMA SYSTEM, CURRENT BATTLEFIELD BETWEEN THE BRONY AND NURSE JOY EMPIRES.
On the city-planet of Akama Celeste Three, huge armies of bronies clashed with Nurse Joy troops. In the skies above, pegasisters battled Joy bombers and fighters and Pokemon. In the seas, hippocampi battled sea pokemon and powerful Joy dreadnoughts and battleships and carriers. In the space above, however, a rather momentous event was about to take place. A Luna-class Brony Megacarrier was releasing hordes of space zebras, but the tide was about to turn in favour of the Joys. A Joy battlecarrier warped in, but it had a peculiar array atop it. This array charged, and a Clarion Call blast seared out of the array. The beam smashed directly into the Luna-class Megacarrier, destroying it in one hit. More Brony ships warped in, but they were annihilated in few shots by the Clarion Call. Akama was conquered by the Joys a few days later, with no more Brony support coming in.
- Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh yeah!
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YOTARA, SWAMP PLANET A small spambot scout for the Spammah empire darted between the trees. A bronyfish came out of a tree and hit it with a writeral banhammer, which uses plot energy as opposed to ban, destroying the spambot scout. Spammah, inside his citadel, let out a massive roar, shaking his castle.
Will anyone post? These background stories are designed to incite a plot arc or something. Do I need to literally write a whole story in the background between posters? I'm not THAT prolific a writer!
Edited by nedben, May 2 2012, 12:30 AM.
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May 2 2012, 10:55 PM
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Hexographer map impending barring problems.
EDIT; And here it is!
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Edited by nedben, May 2 2012, 11:25 PM.
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May 3 2012, 10:18 AM
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I will appear in front of Decel for a short amount of time, and tell him to build a micro particle accelerator out of a potato, then teleport away.
(What the hell? "Teleport" is not a valid word??)
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nedben
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May 3 2012, 11:08 AM
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Synergy teleports out of his castle to Decel, tells him to build a micro particle accelerator out of a potato, then teleports back.
Decel makes a micro particle accelerator in a potato.
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May 3 2012, 11:23 AM
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*Constructs a massive Shellcorean armada.*
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May 3 2012, 01:52 PM
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Fabricate a small piece of equipment for Decel to alert him as to whether or not he is doing something I'd approve of. Give it to him.
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May 3 2012, 07:25 PM
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DWD expands his massive shellcorean armada. Geez, you rule a system with a fortified space navy military of primarily shellcores you built years ago and update and or replace as needed.
Synergy keeps track of Decel.
Hm. Whilst Decel does his thing, and DWD and Synergy are watching him, the enemies encroach.
- Reason to be worried. NOW.
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LEAGUE FLAGSHIP HONOR, EXPLORATORY FORCE 7 CURRENT FLAGSHIP Admiral Oran: The Judgement's Clarion Call array is attacked an Ancient Vessel, but the Ancient resists. After the Judgement destroyed it after a lengthy and close battle, fifty billion more of the exact same class of Ancient Vessel showed up. The Judgement was forced into retreat.
The Doctress: LE FAWK. If the Nurse Joys can barely kill one, how are we going to kill them all?! A multiverse cannon didn't do anything and magicinium did not experience its usual reaction, so I'm expecting a plot field.
The Weapon stopped playing with dolls over at her seat and stared closely at the Doctress for a moment.
The Weapon: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Tjalfion: She said a multiverse cannon didn't do anything and magicinium didn't work against the ship either.
Clymnestria: Bro, that is utterly senseless. Despite the fact this has never made sense, that isn't good news.
Daria: Alright alright, I got Diane Dai on this as soon as I heard that. Sis, don't bother asking the narrator to make sense.
Hey! I don't take offense from that!
Spirit: Neddy, please. I had the Cameras fill me in already, and I'm not in the mood to watch council quarrels.
Fine, fine, I'll do something better.
Edited by nedben, May 3 2012, 07:38 PM.
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May 3 2012, 07:51 PM
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*Develops a weapon that can convert matter into pure energy. Then redesigns it to work as a shield.* Now to build and, upgrade more ships!
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