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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,141 Views)
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Cause the Ancient Leader to disappear into nothingness. He annoys me.
 
nedben
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Error; Plot protections encountered. Unless administratorial presence occurs and override is applied, you will have to manually destroy opponent. Sorry, New Jeroliar Subcontinuity is currently suffering universal fucking up horribly of keeping track of things.

Rescue DWD before the Ancient Leader blows him up so hard he will be expulsed (and stuck outside until the universe fucks up horribly with keeping track of things again, which will be shortly thereafter when the reaction occurs.)?
Edited by nedben, May 7 2012, 07:42 PM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Bah, place a shield around DWD and make it impenetrable.
 
nedben
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The energy to apply said action bounces off the nonphysical (Read; teleport across, fly across boundary, then apply action or rescue DWD) metashield and causes the universe to fuck up horribly with keeping track of things AGAIN, causing a rain of actually dangerous nuclear bombs to detonate in your face harmlessly.

3 posts until DWD dies horribly from utter expulsion from existence.
Edited by nedben, May 7 2012, 07:47 PM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

*teleport there, and drag DWD the fuck out of there. THEN poof Ancient Leader into nothingness*
 
nedben
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You do that, but you can't kill the ancient leader with a one-hit annihilation bang because ban energy was removed due to concerns with godmodding anti-arbitraryness (It's better arbitrary godmodding than all godmodding) and his divine rank exceeds yours.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Point out how he fucked up his divinity, then smite him.
 
nedben
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The entire universe screams "TOUHOU HIJACK No." as it fucks up horribly with keeping track of things again to prevent you from doing that.

A text from Tanya pops up. It says "Universe fucking up horribly with keeping track of things. Going into secret space via core to investigate. If you dare follow, be warned. Barely got out of there alive last time. Worse than getting into yelling contests with elder things while keeping Frogon off the yard while Spirit nukes the place with Artifact Blast. Do not attempt to follow. Severe bombardments. Elas is being eaten by a snake right now, gotta go. Watch out."
 
Brayzure
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Try again!
 
nedben
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You try again, and the universe accordingly fucks up horribly with keeping track of things again, this time screaming "SCRIBBLENAUTICA FTW".

Another text from Tanya comes up; "Stop causing earthquakes. It's worse down here. Elas fell into a trap because of that last one and is currently stuck impaled by an iron spear. GTG KTHXBAI."
 
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