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Nedben's Roleplay/Writer's Cafe; A roleplay thread and writer's mall, except it used to have guests. And it's in the intro forum.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2012, 03:46 AM (14,140 Views)
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Try again!!
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
You try again several times until the dwarf cleric girl comes literally out of nowhere and slaps you so hard you fly into space before teleporting away again.

Tanya figures out how to text you a whole ton of Things Man Was Not Meant To Know and your head asplode follows because it's actually disgusting <Rule 34> after you get around the mind-burning non-Euclidean geometry.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Try again!
 
nedben
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You are eaten by a random giant brony and are currently being chewed up by it. Stop it before you summon a calculator which divides by zero and kills you via sinkhole.

Tanya just sent you a nuclear bomb in your insides, which blows up, making you barf out a fish as reality has not stabilized yet, if you continue, she will likely give up and mail you to the Ancient Leader's deity-annihilator gun...
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Watch Synergy getting chewed with a 100-mile wide telescope and eat popcorn. Also continue making my laser.
 
nedben
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You do that. The giant space brony swallows Synergy and begins to digest each and every one of his tiny little pieces. Aww. Good thing you installed that biological scanner module in the telescope so you can see him be ripped apart by horse digestion.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Exit the brony while killing it.
 
nedben
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You blow up the brony with a logic field then exit.

Well, Decel finished his humongous laser cannon, DWD is safe, Tanya left you a plot hook and is currently spelunking into the depths of the Core, and my brother is IRL watching YouTube's (in)famous Doctor Rabbit parodies.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Head home and watch over my race.
 
nedben
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You do so. They continue their normal lives. So, um, yeah. Also, the universe fucked up horribly with keeping track of things (That's the official name of the event now.) and all of a sudden it's raining pies. Luckily, everyone brought their umbrellas after the Kokokino Pie War with the New Muses, League allies, being victorious in their defense against the pies, so yeah, nobody cares.

Tanya texts you that the universe fucking up horribly with with keeping track of things (Shortened to 'earthquake' because it's closer to an earthquake than reality destruction) ended up throwing poor Elas into a pit of nuclear bombs and she's busy reassembling him for the 9001st time that hour alone.
 
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