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Corrupt my Wish; In which we grant each others' wishes... or do we?
Topic Started: Nov 12 2013, 10:14 PM (1,367 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Some time ago in another forum, some guy made a thread with a forum game in it. The idea was simple- you make a wish, post it in this thread, and the next guy comes along and grants it, but in a corrupted way so that you suffer an unintended consequence. Example:

Random guy 1: I wish I was really strong.

Random guy 2: Random guy 1's wish is granted and he gains immense muscle mass. However, his lung capacity is unchanged and he is unable to get enough oxygen to support his extra muscles, and he asphyxiates and dies.

Now, the corruption in the wish has to be directly related to the wish. For example,

1: I want a tattoo on my arm.

2: You get a tattoo on your arm. However, upon leaving the tattoo parlor you are hit by a truck and die.

is not allowed because getting hit by a truck is unrelated to the tattoo. You could instead grant it by saying:

2: You get a tattoo on your arm. However, the needle is improperly sterilized and you get HIV.

After you corrupt someone's wish, you make your own wish. Stupid wishes like "I wish that this wish will not be corrupted" are not allowed. The objective of this game is not to make incorruptible wishes, but instead to corrupt other people's wishes in funny and creative ways, and make up wishes that lots of normal people would think of. So, let's start with my wish.

I wish that I have a really powerful computer that can do lots of things, and is also waterproof.
 
TeoUltika
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Half-Sane Shell part creator
You go outside to a shop and buy yourself a very powerful computer.

Upon startup, you notice something smells like smoke, to realize the computer has ignited and is burning down your house. Your house burns to the ground because the fire department got lazy. You die from asphyxiation, because the smoke killed you.

I wish congress was sent to mars.
Edited by TeoUltika, Nov 12 2013, 10:23 PM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Congress is packed onto a new expensive rocket and sent on a one-way trip to Mars.

The rocket crash lands on Mars due to a lack of experienced pilots and everyone dies. However, the explosion cracks open the surface of the radiation shielding used by a colony of aliens who have lived on Mars underground for millions of years, and they all die as a result.

I wish that Internet explorer didn't suck so much.
Edited by Deceleration, Nov 12 2013, 10:30 PM.
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
Internet explorer suck only a little less. Unfortunately, it is enough to discourage the development of FireFox so most people are actually worst off than before.

I wish I was a ninja.
Edited by darty, Nov 13 2013, 12:43 AM.
 
TeoUltika
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Damnit darty, you ninja.

Darty ninja's my post, thus throwing me into a rage, calling all hackers of the internet to DDOS this site into oblivion.

I sure wish that NASA was funded more...
Edited by TeoUltika, Nov 13 2013, 12:45 AM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

NASA is funded more. However, the extra money is not spent on space exploration or anything constructive, it is instead wasted on building rocket production facilities that build rockets that no one ever bothers to launch, and the congressmen who appropriated the funds enrich their districts.

I wish that people were healthier.
 
Infect
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Granted.
However, people now thinking that they are very healthy, go out celebrating, and end up worse off then they were to begin with.

I wish that The YouTube comments section would revert to it's previous version.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Granted. The entire site breaks down, forcing a reset to the very first YouTube version of the comments. It's about as glitchy as it is now and several hundred hours of commentary are lost to the NSA.

I wish for that damn kyubey to explode already. All of them.
Edited by nedben, Nov 13 2013, 11:38 AM.
 
Ion496
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Granted. Unfortunately, nobody knows what kyubey are, so everything explodes, including you, the universe, your computer, the International Space Station, the robot Last Rites, and several other things.

I wish this guy:
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was less sad.
 
Reynard
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The guy is less sad, but he becomes too happy and mets more trolls, thus he becomes sad again.

I wish i could make a wish with no ill consequences, including this wish should it be granted.
Edited by Reynard, Nov 13 2013, 09:15 PM.
 
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