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Corrupt my Wish; In which we grant each others' wishes... or do we?
Topic Started: Nov 12 2013, 10:14 PM (1,370 Views)
nedben
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Granted. Every lifeform is now slightly softer, which leads to an even more boring and violent existence as things can be killed slightly easier. Keep it up and we'll have erf any wish now.

I wish for that damn kyubey to implode this time, all of them, because it should implode now to match the explosions.
Edited by nedben, Nov 16 2013, 03:13 AM.
 
Reynard
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Granted, but because still no one knows what a kyubey is, nothing happens.
 
Reynard
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I wish flashbacker came back.
 
Ion496
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Granted. He immediately goes "fuck this", gives up on SCC, and refuses to release any source code or any further plot details, and pulls the games from kong and newgrounds.

I wish that captains were less fat.
 
nedben
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Granted. Captains are now so slightly less fat that nothing really happened.

I wish for more explosions then the last time I caused something to explode with a wish!
 
Ion496
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Granted. One thing explodes: A small utility vehicle in a town in Siberia. Nothing really happens, and nobody pays attention to it.

I wish to get out.
 
nedben
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Granted. You buy some Out!-brand stain-remover and frogs and dogs tell you to leave. You still had to pay for the cleaning supplies, though.

I wish for a small utility vehicle in a town in Siberia to explode and for nothing to really happen and nobody to pay attention to it.
 
Reynard
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Granted, it happens, and everyone in the town dies, because it was near a gasoline dump. But in the cosmic sense, nothing really happened.

I wish for a cow that farted rainbows.
 
Deceleration
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Granted. You receive a cow that, when it farts, produces a spray of small water droplets which, when seen with the sun behind you at about 40 degrees above the horizon, appears to be a rainbow. However, the cow is killed and ground up into hamburgers before its farts can be analyzed in detail.

I wish my cell phone had a longer battery life.
 
nedben
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Granted. Your cellphone's battery life has been doubled by connecting a second battery of a different strength. However, it is now awkward to carry and still can't hold a charge with your use rate.

I wish for humans that don't want to kill themselves.
 
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