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Corrupt my Wish; In which we grant each others' wishes... or do we?
Topic Started: Nov 12 2013, 10:14 PM (1,368 Views)
Ion496
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Granted. Instead of wishing to commit suicide and kill themselves, humans now wish to commit murder and kill eachother. Within a week, the human population has dropped by more than half.

I wish for a meatball dispenser.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Granted. You have Cyborg's high-speed meatball launcher which can be used to destroy things, but requires huge levels of scientific targeting and calibration and advanced math to be landed without destroying either portion of the meal. Or the surrounding area, for that matter.

I wish for that asteroid to crash into Mars at light speed to cause massive destruction.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Granted.
A massive asteroid moving at the speed of light impacts Mars, and both are blown to dust moving at 3/4s the speed of light, which impacts the Earth and causes the extinction of all life.

I wish I had access to a Fully Functional GTD Orion.
 
nedben
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Granted. It is hit by 3/4ths lightspeed dust and severely damaged. Have fun repairing an Orion!

I wish for massive destruction!
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Granted. You are destroyed by a large cancerous mass in your brain.

I wish the sky was a different color.
 
nedben
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Granted. Massive atmospheric changes fill the sky with so many gases it now looks more like Venus. Incidentally, the atmosphere is also far denser, unbreathable, has several toxin parts per million, and is heavy enough to crush you.

I wish for firebombs.
 
Reynard
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Universal Standard for Badass
Firebombs already exists, rendering your wish useless.
 
Ion496
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Granted. You get firebombs, delivered from a bomber. You soon die from the carpetbombing of your house via firebombs.

I wish to nuke sad people.
 
nedben
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Granted. Unfortunately, all of those sad people are in major cities and retributive nukes from everyone with nuclear firepower kill you in a massive repeat explosion that radioactively kills the entire world. Good job!

I wish for Something Awful to be more targeted in the release of eldritch abominations!
 
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