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Signs of Jonathan addiction; You know you're addicted when. . .
Topic Started: Thu May 20, 2004 2:35 pm (639 Views)
Renee
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Just a little game I came up with, inspired by an experience I had this afternoon. All you have to do is finish the sentence below for yourself.


You know you're addicted to Jonathan Kent when. . .


. . . you hear John Schneider doing a radio commercial for Home Depot, and it makes your afternoon to hear "Jonathan" sounding all happy and healthy and normal. (Unless it's a Home Depot commercial done by one of their other spokesmen, in which case you feel let down and cheated! :D )


Okay, your turn!
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Smallvillian
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When you're not sure what happened in certain scenes cuz you were too busy thinking "Why isn't Jonathan there??" :/
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Oieura
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Oh my Gosh! Both of those are *so* me! Nice to know I'm not the only one that does those things!

hmmm.. let me think of one... How about:

When you find yourself doing searches on the internet and checking every known Smallville/Jonathan/John websites almost everyday to see if there are any new news stories or pictures.

Incidentally, There is a website of a pro-wrestler that has some good pictures and stories about John. Apparently they became friends last year at KZLA's Country Bash - both made appearences there. So now anytime they do anything together, the guy puts the story and pictures of the event on his website. There are some pretty good pictures there! Even some of them getting to go bowling with Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern (the "Home Alone" bandits).
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Renee
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Good Lord, the guy really gets around! :) Got a URL?

I thought of another sign of addiction:

. . . when you bounce up and down every time you see an outdoor shot of the Kent farm, because it means Jonathan might be about to make an appearance. :bounce:
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Smallvillian
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OMG. I'm not the only one who has a "Pavlov dog's" response to the Kent farm shots? lol I'd say minus the salivating but well... :biggrin:

Okay, how about you start subconsciously keeping track of how often JK is on screen. Like, "woohoo! that was four whole scenes for this episode!"
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Oieura
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Of course I have a URL! :)

http://www.ddpbang.com/Main/


When you get there go to the right side of the page to the "DDP News" section and click on one of the "New Email" links. The 4/27 one doesn't have anything about John, but the 2 or 3 before that does.

Oh, and you may want to turn down your sound before you get to that URL - it's kind of noisy.
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Here's one when you want to wear plaid because you see Jon Kent wear it and he looks good in plaid. Also when you start humming the theme to "The Dukes of Hazzard."
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Renee
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When nearly all the cast is dying, in jail, or floating aimlessly in another dimension, and you keep catching yourself thinking, "Oh, poor Jonathan!!"

(Cute pictures, Oieura! Thanks.)
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kittsbud
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When you drive over 100 miles home from your vacation a day early just to win an ebay auction for an old JS movie....:p
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Renee
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Now THAT'S dedication! I'm impressed!

When you melt every time Jonathan calls Martha "sweetheart." :lovers:
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Smallvillian
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YAY to all of these :D How about when you miss the first few minutes of the show and you wonder "Did I miss a Jonathan scene?" :huh:
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Renee
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When you're furious with the people who put together the season 2 DVD booklet because there's only ONE picture of Jonathan in the whole thing!

Also, when you watch an episode and then rewind the tape just to watch all the Jonathan scenes over again.

Looks like we're seriously addicted, folks. Anyone want to have a JAA (Jonathan Addicts Anonymous) meeting? I'll bring the cookies!
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Smallvillian
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You say addiction like it's a bad thing ;)

How about when you start to get nervous because it's halfway through the show and you haven't seen Jonathan yet but then he shows up and you think "okay, now everything's all right" :biggrin:
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kittsbud
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How about you sit down to watch 10.5 and your mom is going 'HA You're only watching this because Clark's dad's in it...' and then you realize she's darn well right! :LOL:
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::Raises hand:: That's actually the only reason I watched it and I got awfully impatient having to sit through the other storylines. :blush: Though it did crack me up that his name was Clark. :biggrin: I could see him being confused moment--" Oh right, that's me " :P:
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Same reason I watched "10.5"! "Okay, fine, everyone else is trying to save the world, but could we PLEASE get back to John wandering in the wilderness now?" (And that was really funny about his name.)

About addiction -- sorry, I wasn't clear enough. I meant we should get together and CELEBRATE our addiction. :D
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When they said his name was Clark I was like WHUT!!! :LOL: and yup, I'm up for celebrating!!! :D
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Him being in 10.5 was the main reason I watched. I also like watching "Night of the Twisters." I taped it last October. But 10.5 was funny because his name was Clark and I loved it when he was a loving father later in the movie. It was funny though when he was ragging on her clothes. When I was that age my father would have reacted the same way.
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OMG!! His name was Clark in 10.5?? Too funny. I soooo need to borrow my mom's tape! :p And yes, JS is a big reason I wanna watch, but I like disaster movies too.:p
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I missed 10.5 :( And I don't know anyone who taped it either :whatever: I hope it's repeated sometime soon.

Signs of addiction?
When you make a sandwich and wonder what John/Jonathan would have as a filling.
When you get yourself a glass of water and wonder if he likes sparkling or still.
When you're woken up in the middle of the night by your boyfriend's snoring and think "God, I hope John/Jonathan doesn't snore like that!" :rofl:
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