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Well Helllllooooo, John!; Renee, you may faint! :grabs a pilllow:
Topic Started: Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:31 am (741 Views)
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Oh, my, how I do love the thought of Lionel gagging. :p

***

"Are you SURE this is what I'm supposed to wear for the Ortho Weed-B-Gone commercial?"

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Clark: "Dad, isn't it time to feed the cows?"
Jonathan: "You'll have to feed 'em yourself, son. I'm looking too good to get all messed up taking care of cows."
Clark (goes off calling): "Mom! I think Dad's been into the Nicodemus again!"
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Oops, I just realized there should be one more part to that.

Martha (comes running): "Where? Where? Let me at him!"
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lol!

Chloe and Lana: :blink: :blink:

Clark: (annoyed) "You can pick your tongue up off the floor, now."

Martha: "Sorry girls, only one single Kent man in this house. You'll have to duke it out for that one."

Clark: "Mom!"




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Chloe (wistfully): "Man, if I'd only been born a couple of decades earlier."
Lana: "Yeah, I know EXACTLY what you mean."
(Clark storms out.)
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Lex: :blink:
Clark: Not you, too!
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Martha: "Okay, that's it!"

(Drags Jonathan into the barn with her and locks the door behind them.)
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That could get so R rated :D
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Renee
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Yeah, I know. ;)

You're right, though -- I guess we'd better drop the curtain there. Or, in this case, back away from the barn. :blush:

("Duke it out" was very cute, by the way!)
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lol. I figured if SV could use it, so could I! :D Seriously, A guy could get hurt walking the streets like that :biggrin:
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Renee
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You're not kidding! Did you read this?

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthre...&threadid=13692

And that was when he was wearing something other than a tux! (At least I assume he was.) Can you imagine if it had been a tux? :blink:
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Poor baby! Thank goodness he got out alive! :oh: I bet he could still cause quite a scene! :biggrin:
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I wouldn't be surprised! :D

Oh, I've got another caption. (You knew this was coming.)

"I know the tux and the shades are a great look, but sometimes I really miss my long droopy mustache."
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:LOL: I like that one too! You are too good! I can't think of anything and you all keep just popping them out.
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Well, I've got an idea -- I was thinking that maybe some of John's song lyrics might make good captions! But I couldn't think of any that would go well with the pictures. You know them way better than I do. Want to give it a shot? :)
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Jun 29 2004, 07:46 PM
I wouldn't be surprised! :D

Oh, I've got another caption. (You knew this was coming.)

"I know the tux and the shades are a great look, but sometimes I really miss my long droopy mustache."

lol. You are so bad!

"No, I'm not a model, I just look like one." :biggrin:
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Jun 29 2004, 09:13 PM
Well, I've got an idea -- I was thinking that maybe some of John's song lyrics might make good captions! But I couldn't think of any that would go well with the pictures. You know them way better than I do. Want to give it a shot?  :)

Oh! Good idea!

Ok I've got one - song titles:

"What took you So long?'
or
"I'm Your Man"

Or how about:
"Trouble"

hmmmm... maybe not -
ok how about

"Too Good To Stop Now" :D

I'll work on some more
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Oieura
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I Forgot one!

"You're the Last thing I needed tonight"

Lyrics to that one goes " You're the first thing that I'll need tomorrow, and you'r ethe last thing I needed tonight"
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Oh, I think "Trouble" works great! :D (And the others too.)
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I think you've inspired me, Oieura!

John whips out his guitar and starts to sing, "I'm just hangin' round a better class of losers. . . ."

Everyone looks at him oddly.

John: "What? It's just a song! You're not supposed to take it personally."
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LOL!! Too funny!
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