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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:35 am Post #21 |
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Oh, my, how I do love the thought of Lionel gagging.
:p *** "Are you SURE this is what I'm supposed to wear for the Ortho Weed-B-Gone commercial?" *** Clark: "Dad, isn't it time to feed the cows?" Jonathan: "You'll have to feed 'em yourself, son. I'm looking too good to get all messed up taking care of cows." Clark (goes off calling): "Mom! I think Dad's been into the Nicodemus again!" |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:40 am Post #22 |
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Oops, I just realized there should be one more part to that. Martha (comes running): "Where? Where? Let me at him!" |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:48 pm Post #23 |
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lol! Chloe and Lana: :blink: :blink: Clark: (annoyed) "You can pick your tongue up off the floor, now." Martha: "Sorry girls, only one single Kent man in this house. You'll have to duke it out for that one." Clark: "Mom!" |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:18 pm Post #24 |
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Chloe (wistfully): "Man, if I'd only been born a couple of decades earlier." Lana: "Yeah, I know EXACTLY what you mean." (Clark storms out.) |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:51 pm Post #25 |
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Lex:
:blink: Clark: Not you, too! |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:57 pm Post #26 |
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Martha: "Okay, that's it!" (Drags Jonathan into the barn with her and locks the door behind them.) |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:53 pm Post #27 |
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That could get so R rated :D |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:23 pm Post #28 |
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Yeah, I know.
;) You're right, though -- I guess we'd better drop the curtain there. Or, in this case, back away from the barn. :blush: ("Duke it out" was very cute, by the way!) |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:37 pm Post #29 |
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lol. I figured if SV could use it, so could I! :D Seriously, A guy could get hurt walking the streets like that :biggrin: |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:32 pm Post #30 |
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You're not kidding! Did you read this? http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthre...&threadid=13692 And that was when he was wearing something other than a tux! (At least I assume he was.) Can you imagine if it had been a tux? :blink: |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:41 pm Post #31 |
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Poor baby! Thank goodness he got out alive! :oh: I bet he could still cause quite a scene! :biggrin: |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:46 pm Post #32 |
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I wouldn't be surprised!
:D Oh, I've got another caption. (You knew this was coming.) "I know the tux and the shades are a great look, but sometimes I really miss my long droopy mustache." |
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| Oieura | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:04 pm Post #33 |
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:LOL: I like that one too! You are too good! I can't think of anything and you all keep just popping them out. |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:13 pm Post #34 |
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Well, I've got an idea -- I was thinking that maybe some of John's song lyrics might make good captions! But I couldn't think of any that would go well with the pictures. You know them way better than I do. Want to give it a shot? :) |
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| Smallvillian | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:14 pm Post #35 |
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lol. You are so bad! "No, I'm not a model, I just look like one." :biggrin: |
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| Oieura | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:28 pm Post #36 |
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Oh! Good idea! Ok I've got one - song titles: "What took you So long?' or "I'm Your Man" Or how about: "Trouble" hmmmm... maybe not - ok how about "Too Good To Stop Now" :D I'll work on some more |
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| Oieura | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:31 pm Post #37 |
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I Forgot one! "You're the Last thing I needed tonight" Lyrics to that one goes " You're the first thing that I'll need tomorrow, and you'r ethe last thing I needed tonight" |
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| Renee | Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:33 pm Post #38 |
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Oh, I think "Trouble" works great! :D (And the others too.) |
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| Renee | Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:36 pm Post #39 |
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I think you've inspired me, Oieura! John whips out his guitar and starts to sing, "I'm just hangin' round a better class of losers. . . ." Everyone looks at him oddly. John: "What? It's just a song! You're not supposed to take it personally." |
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| Oieura | Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:49 pm Post #40 |
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LOL!! Too funny! |
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