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Another caption game
Topic Started: Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:01 am (551 Views)
Renee
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Okay, so it's not as gorgeous as the tux pictures. But this one (from "10.5") is just crying out for a caption. I've thought so ever since I first saw it, but I haven't been able to come up with one. Anyone want to give it a whirl?

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Oh, gosh, well, I'm demented but I'll give it a wirl...and no... I haven't been drinking...


Large bodybuilder type dude--"All right Mister Kent. This is your last chance. Who and what is Clark Kent?!"

Jonathan: "You don't scare me. (Looks the guy over) Were you a double for Terminator?

(LBTD looking all happy): "A lot of people tell me I look like Arnold."

Jonathan: (annoyed) No, not him. I meant the other one. You know the other one. (guy looks at him blankly) The little guy that was all and liquidy metal with the pointy ears. What was *that* about anyway. It's like they said "we want Arnold the look more danderous so lets find the littlest dweeble we can for the...."

LBTD: "THAT'S IT!!"

Jonathan: "What'd I say?"

(LBTD whips out a camera)

Jonathan: (Blandly)"No please, don't film me to death" ::rolls eyes::

(Guy put's ina tape and starts to play it:)

(Lionel is getting out of the shower with a towel around his waist. He goes into a supersecret room and and pulls up a huge picture of Clark and starts humming and swaying)

Jonathan: "I really don't see the point. This isn't tort...."


(Lionel breaks out into song and wild dance: "I need a hero! And He's gotta be stong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be....")

Jonathan: "Oh God, no!"

(Lionel whips off the towel, continuing to sing and dance)

Jonathan: "Arrrggghhhhhh! I think I'm blind!!"








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Renee
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Eww! Eww! Eww!!! I didn't even see it and I think I'm blind too!

:LOL:
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I couldn't help myself :p
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Renee
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Okay, the creative juices have started to flow. . . .

Jonathan: "Clark, what are you DOING up there?!"

Clark (soaring through the air): "Look at me! I'm a bird! I'm a plane! No, I'm SUPERMAN!"

Jonathan: "Young man, you get down here right now!"

(Clark loses his balance right above Jonathan and starts to fall.)

Jonathan: "No, not like that! Aaaaaahhh!!"
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lol!

"Not the bleach again! It took forever to grow that out!"
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"Not fat free turkey and soy milk!" (Poor Jonathan and his healthier diet!)
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You guys crack me up :LOL: I wish I was some good at this, but the Lionel one was scary! :o :rofl:
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Jun 30 2004, 07:50 AM
lol!

"Not the bleach again! It took forever to grow that out!"

Good one! (And somebody has a new avatar, I see! ;) )

Don't be nervous, Dawn -- I'll bet you could do it if you gave it a try!
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Renee28
Jun 30 2004, 03:33 PM
Smallvillian
Jun 30 2004, 07:50 AM
lol!

"Not the bleach again!  It took forever to grow that out!"

Good one! (And somebody has a new avatar, I see! ;) )

Don't be nervous, Dawn -- I'll bet you could do it if you gave it a try!

You didn't expect me to let those lovely images go to waste did you? :biggrin: I made a new one for K-site too. No this one though. A different one. A new program is like a shiny toy to me! :biggrin:
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:rofl: Those are too funny! Love the new avatar Smallvillian! :wink:

How about "Jor-El; you don't sound that ugly!" :biggrin:
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Thanks! :D I'll probably make more! Woowoo! :)
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sound that ugly lol. I just got it. I'm slow :LOL: :p
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Renee
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Ha! Good one! :D
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"No. The Greatest American Hero set is two lots down."
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roman1967
Jul 1 2004, 02:24 AM
"No. The Greatest American Hero set is two lots down."

:rofl: ::snort:: Now that was truly inspired. Cracked. Me. Up. lol I watched that as a kid, though. :blush: :LOL:
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Yeah. Me too. I loved that show! The premise was so awesome! I keep hoping for a marathon on SciFi Channel, but haven't seen one yet.

I think we may be dating ourselves by admitting to watching that show as kids....

:shh:
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Teehee :biggrin: "Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air. I never thought I could feel so free..." Don't ask me why I remember the whole thing but I do. :rofl: I miss Starman, too. I thought that was a good show as a kid. They have that on Scifi sometimes :)
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Was I the only one who got that joke? Show of hands for who knows that show, people :wave: ! I feel like the joke deserves to be understood darn it! It was really funny :biggrin:
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Never saw the Starman series. That was the son of Starman from the movie, right?

Another one I liked, but don't ever see anything about anymore was The Phoenix. It had Judson Scott as an alien visitor who gets his powers from the sun trying to find his roots. He uses cave paintings for clues..

Wait a minute...... :eyebrow:

No.... Anyhow.....

The SciFi Channel put out an "Exhaustive" encyclopedia of all scifi shows, and the episodes that were in them. Phoenix wasn't even in there! It had classics like "Thunderbirds", Space:1999, et al. But no Phoenix.

**sigh** That was an awesome show too. Anyone remember that one? The character's name was Benu...

In case you are wondering who Judson Scott is, he played Khan's right hand man in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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