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| Glassangels2008 | Tue May 16, 2006 11:02 am Post #1 |
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Beside Clark
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Author: glassangels also known as ANgel2008 Summary: Clark throws his first ever graduation party . Unfortunately , things get out of hand . And Clark winds up drinking too much and his parents catches him in bed with Lois. Can Clark talk himself out of this mess? Spoilers : Set sometime After doomsday and commencement. Humor fic Rating : R for some scenes. Clark was glad everything turned out normal.So normal that he wanted to throw a party for all of his friends."mom , Dad can I throw a party?" he asked them almost dreading their answer. Martha looked up from making supper "A party? what for?" she joined her son and husband at the table both parents looked skeptical . "For Graduation mom and dad"said Clark rather quickly . Both Mr and Mrs Kent looked at each other and Clark could almost hear what they were saying. Jonathan spoke up "Well Martha he is almost 19 and he's practically an adult now , I think he can handle a party with some close friends ". "I don't know Jonathan , last time you winded up finding some girls Lingerie up in the hayloft in the barn ". Then a sudden grin spread accross her face. "By the way , who's lingerie was that?" she asked . "Hopefully it wasn't mine ". A voice said coming down from the stairs Lois emerged in the kitchen and got herself some Pancakes. "Seriously Smallville, next time you throw a party remember to clean up". Said Lois munching on some Pancakes. Clark protested "But mom I was under a magic spell . Isabelle put one on me". "Beside's this is Clark's last year as a senior Martha he should be allowed to have some fun". said Jonathan. "I second to that". replied Lois . "Can I please have the party mom?" Clark begged his mother. Martha sighed she couldn't dissapoint Clark and she couldnt win this one ."Okay, just don't make me regret this?" warned Martha . The next day Lois helped Clark put up decorations in the barn. "This party is going to be so much fun Smallville . It's going to be the one that People will talk about for weeks. Clark grinned back "Thanks for helping me Lois". "NOt a problem Smallville , " said Lois "Whenever you need someone to help set a party up, I'm your girl". Later that night the party was in full Swing. Lana, Chloe , Lex, and Lois and alot of School mates showed up. Chloe stood in awe "This is so totally awesome Clark you mean your parents allowed you to do this ?" Clark nodded " They told me to keep all guests in the barn " said Clark grinning. Lex walked in with Lana "I second to that , I braught some you know alcohol as a piece offering". he held out the wine . "Whoa ", said Clark "I didn't tell my parents there would be any alcohol". Lex spoke up "Relax Clark what they dont know wont hurt them besides , this is a new start for us". Lex poured everyone a glass. "To a lifelong friendship" he toasted they all cheered and clinked glasses. By his fifth cup of alcohol , Clark Kent was drunk . And a little wild. "Lana wanna see me strip?" he asked her grinning. "In front of all these people?" asked Lana grinning back "Clark your drunk " Clark just shrugged "So it's not like you haven;t seen me nude before Lana". Chloe's mouth dropped open in awe and Lois practically giggled she was drunk too. For she had too many herself. Clark founded a nearby table and climbed up on it. Lex, Lana , chloe and lois and some other girls watched as Clark dances to the music and takes his clothes off. All the girls could do was simply stare. CLark was the hottie of the body of the party. Clark took turns dancing with each girl at the party. When he got to Lana she refused "Clark this is insane , your drunk cut it out this isnt cute Clark" Clark just shrugged "Suit yourself wanna dance Chloe?" Already drunk enough too , Chloe agreed to dance with Clark . They got it on for a full hour . Next it was Lois's turn. "Care to join me ?' asked CLark Lois steps up to the table "DOnt mind if i do Smallville" THey dirty danced for an hour the whole time gazing at one another as if in some kind of Trance. Lex by now was laughing , He'd never seen Clark this drunk and he looked happier. "Clark's a great dancer isn't he ?" he asks Lana . Lana by now was too ashamed and embarassed to speak . She fled the barn furious and went home. The party ended shortly at 11:00 . All worned out and tired after everyone left , Lois and Clark were still very drunk . "I'm beat" said Lois and sat down on a nearby chair in the loft. Clark "me too the party was fun thought rite?" asks Clark. Lois nodded "Sure was, you were quiet a dancer Smallville". Clark shrugged "I'm not much of a dancer just move to the beat". "You know we cant go into your parents house drunk like this " said Lois Clark suddenly remembered "Well we could sleep in here there's a cot over there, we can share it". "Splended idea smallville I like it!" said Lois As she went to go lie down , Clark bumped into her "Lets not sleep just yet" he said "And why not?" Lois asked wondering what he was getting at. "Because the night is still young Let's do it Lois"said Clark. The next morning came quickly Clark never came home that night and neither did Lois. The Kents were worried. "Lets go check the Barn " said Jonathan . Martha and Jonathan climbed into the barn loft . And what they saw they found shocking Clark was in bed with lOis Lane. His Dad cleared his throat and Clark sat up in bed , so did Lois . Clark was confused then he saw Lois in bed with him . BOth him and LOis screamed "What are you doing here?" Then clark noticed his parents again . His dad had a very stern look on his face while his mother founded this scene quite amusing. "Dad I can explain , I was drunk had way too much to drink at the party". he said "So did I " said Lois now fully waking up "Way too much alcohol we didn't know what we were doing Mr and Mrs Kent" it was all the Kents could do to keep from laughing . They remembered their younger years once too. So they decided to go easy on the two. "Clark We raised you better than this , I thought you knew that" said his father sounding dissapointed and shook his head" "Dad I can make up for it , really I'll do chores all week" said Clark . His father seemed to buy it "OKay dont go anywhere after school come strait here" his father said. Martha finally spoke up "And Lois you can help with housework and cooking" "okay' said Lois blinking . "Alright dad sure thing " said Clark Getting to a much lighter tone , Jonathan said "Heard from Chloe it was Quite a party last night , She Said you stripped?" he asked smirking at his son . He didn't know his son was a ladies magnet "Dad" said Clark Complaining "Do we have to talk about it?" clark seemed embarassed "Not if you don't want to son" THen Jonathan laughed and left the barn with Martha . the end! |
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| Red K | Tue May 16, 2006 11:31 am Post #2 |
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Chlark lover
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I like it... but no hangover? |
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| andrew | Mon May 22, 2006 4:27 pm Post #3 |
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Newbie
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it is very good :) :) |
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| ClarkLover4eva | Mon May 29, 2006 12:06 pm Post #4 |
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Can't Stay Away
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I LovED IT ............................can you go on with it though ur leaving me off the edge :LOL: i want to know what clark and lois say to each other afterwards..... :) |
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| DennisQuaid's#1Girl | Wed May 31, 2006 7:17 am Post #5 |
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LetThemEatCaserole! AsIAwokeFromAStrangeDream...
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Not a bad story, but I don't think it would ever be shown on "ABC family" :LOL: |
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| ClarkLover4eva | Thu Jun 1, 2006 5:29 am Post #6 |
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Can't Stay Away
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maybe but it be cool if were a movie |
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| r3my z3r0 | Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:53 am Post #7 |
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Newbie
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Its pretty good...But I dont think Lois would sleep with Clark no matter how much alchohol she took. =P Not yet anyway. Good story..Be descriptive. :p |
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| Warden | Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:25 am Post #8 |
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Addicted fan
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Good story, though, even by seeing this title - I abstain. The story itself was good, and said - I really don't think ABC would use it! :p :p One thing, though, Clark is a kryptnoian, I doubt alcohol has an effect on him at all! =D |
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