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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 22 2012, 03:06 AM (547 Views) | |
| Vosoros | Nov 22 2012, 03:06 AM Post #1 |
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I figure we need a good laugh and moan, so have at folks...
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| MUERTE | Nov 22 2012, 04:30 AM Post #2 |
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Knock knock who's there? you know... you know who? AHAHAHAHAH! |
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| Huzzahfortimelines | Nov 22 2012, 11:09 AM Post #3 |
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Edited by Huzzahfortimelines, Nov 22 2012, 11:10 AM.
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| Penguins4Freedom | Nov 23 2012, 07:24 AM Post #4 |
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The Lord of Misrule & The Abbot of Unreason
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There’s a kid playing with his train set in the front room and his mom’s in the kitchen cooking. She hears him going, “Next stop, San Francisco… Everybody getting on, get the FUCK on! Everybody getting off, get the FUCK off!” (Chugging train noise) “Next stop, Los Angeles… Everybody getting on, get the FUCK on! Everybody getting off, get the FUCK off!” His mom comes in and yells at him, “You can’t talk like that – stand in the corner!” An hour later, he’s allowed to play again. “Next stop, San Diego… Everybody getting on, get on! Everybody getting off, get off!” His mom smiles. “And if you’re wondering why the train’s an hour late, ask that BITCH in the kitchen!” |
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| Vosoros | Nov 23 2012, 07:51 AM Post #5 |
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I use to be a werewolf but I'm alright NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
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| Vosoros | Nov 23 2012, 07:53 AM Post #6 |
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Squee, you should read this book I just found. It's call "How to Escape Jail" by Freda Prisoner.
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| Penguins4Freedom | Nov 23 2012, 12:25 PM Post #7 |
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The Lord of Misrule & The Abbot of Unreason
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off. |
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| Penguins4Freedom | Nov 23 2012, 12:27 PM Post #8 |
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The Lord of Misrule & The Abbot of Unreason
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To compensate, here is a bad joke: What do you get when you mix an elephant with a blow dryer? A monstrous example of humanity playing god. |
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| RandomMan1 | Nov 23 2012, 02:26 PM Post #9 |
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? or... Why is the Pope the most traveled person on Earth? Cause he's a Romin' Catholic. |
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| MUERTE | Nov 23 2012, 05:53 PM Post #10 |
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What's a human without a head?? DEAD!!! AHAHAHAH! |
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