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LPA; Lets Play anonymous
Topic Started: Dec 9 2012, 02:52 PM (1,486 Views)
Blackstar99
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Coach of the arrogant ones 2nd in command for the rugrats
Now everybody take a deep breath......let's calm down......
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Penguins4Freedom
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The Lord of Misrule & The Abbot of Unreason
Do I need to lie down on a sofa and tell you about my mother? Just talking about LP addiction? Can I at least lie down?

Well I've been addicted to LP's ever since I was a puppy. After discovering the Freelance Astronauts, this lead to a bingeing on their catalogue and then moving onto the substantial main meal of the LP Archive. Now I am on the dessert of Youtube LPers and most of the youtube channels I've suscribed to are LPers. I've covorted with the worst and the best. IN the darkest period of my life, I was nothing more than a copper peice harlot for the latest LP in the grimy back alley of the internet. Luckily, I've given up LP watching and have turned onto a much more wholesome activity, cock fighting.
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Blackstar99
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Coach of the arrogant ones 2nd in command for the rugrats
Would you consider someone like Squee or any other LPer as a CULT leader?
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Penguins4Freedom
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The Lord of Misrule & The Abbot of Unreason
As an habitual liar and world renowned pianist, I have been part of my fair share of cults, and because of this, it has made me an expert in the field. Now it may come as a surprise to many of you that Let's Plays have a histowry of use in cults, often helping to manufacture a cult of personality around the leader and to keep the members docile and obedient to the master's whims. For example, L. Ron Hubbard was in fact one of the first Lets Players on the internet, and his masterwork Dianetics is in fact a tribute to Hubbard's ability to play Battletoads. From this first example many others inisdiously spread across the internet. Why upon this VERY FORUM, I believe there to be an egregious example of LPer CULTdom. I am of course speaking of The Most Illuminated Church of InfernoCanuck.

Do not be fooled by their tactics of handing out propaganda leaflets, with seductive titles such as 'What Would InfernoCanuck Do?' or the better selling 'What WOULDN'T InfernoCanuck do?'. Inferno is nobbut a showman, a razz matazz fancy man whose potent sex appeal and unlimited supply of maple syrup leave him with a fanatical fanbase numbered in the millions. They point to his abilities in LA Noire, his skill at driving the car without hitting anything, the way he always knows the right question to ask every suspect as signs of his godly prescience. They say that his strategy lets plays show a born leader of men, one of the great military minds, up there with Hannibal, Alexander the Great and Judy Garland. These are merely just a few of these examples of the zealotry of his followers. But I fear it is too late for them, and soon enough Inferno and followers will retreat back to his commune, where they will dine only on maple syrup and will cavort like the Greeks of old. A horrifying proposition.

As for your question as to wether I would see Squee as a cult leader, I just wouldn;t be able to say so. Not since the Glorious Leader put the chip in my brain, it keeps me happy all the time. The chip keeps me smiling, forever smiling now that Squeetopia is at hand. Soon, Squee will assimilate the others and how happy we will be. Because we can't be anything else, not under the all powerful loving guidance of the Glorious Leader. ALL HAIL SQUEE LP MESSIAH GLORY UNTO HIM. Now I really must drink my peach tea. Or the LP police will beat me. *cheery laughter*
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Gamerjunkie
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Well, I've... Sort of broken my LP addiction. Still haven't broken my addiction to looking at bright lights or burning things, though...
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Blackstar99
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But your trying ^_^ *claps*
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Gamerjunkie
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Not really "trying" so much as addicted to other things... :P
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Penguins4Freedom
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Ah yes addiction transference. It's very common. In fact I did the same thing, as now that I have given up my LP addiction, I swapped it with a crippling laudanum craving. But one addiction wasn't enough so now, I am a laudunum abusing crack pipe smoking squirrel botherer with a tourniquet for heroin in one arm and in the other a suscription to Readers Digest.
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Blackstar99
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I see, *pulls out pocket watch and swings it* NOW EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!
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halospaz117
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TIME TRAVELER! GET HIM! (pulls out Desert Eagle)
Edited by halospaz117, Dec 13 2012, 11:09 AM.
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