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The lst; stay off of it
Topic Started: Dec 15 2012, 10:31 PM (365 Views)
Chocl8215
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So, I'm playing an ultra-paranoid shepard who thinks everyone and their mother is trying to kill her. This is her current list of enemies.

Nihlus (spectre, threatened colony, got me alone.)

Jenkins (wanted my job.)

Frank "Saren" Sinatra (mind controls people with amazing music, attacked colony where I "happened" to be at.)

The council. (they symbolize "the man'.)

Santa Claus (sees me when I'm sleeping.)

That one ensign (looked at me funny.)

Ambassador udina. (dick.)



Thus far that's all i have, as she meets more people, names will be crossed off and new ones added.
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halospaz117
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wait didn't Williams try and touch your beacon!?
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Chocl8215
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No, Kaiden did. And he was obviously under the influence of frank Sinatra's mind-controlling music to force me to touch the beacon and try to kill me.
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halospaz117
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sry didn't watch the videos, just assumed u were maleshep sry.
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Chocl8215
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Unfortunately I have no videos. I don't have recording equipment (santa, please?) or I would totally be making a let's play of it though.
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halospaz117
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I'm on the list now aren't i?
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Huzzahfortimelines
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Those Elcor are waaaay too unpredictable... try and stay away from them.
Also, why don't quarians show their face? Must have something to hide...
And what about those Asari? They're probably blue because they took the color of all their strangled victims! I hear that that Morinth girl is okay though.
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Chocl8215
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Hmm... why are you so knowledgeable on these people Huzzah? Have you been spying, do you know something I don't! You're plotting to kill me, aren't you AREN'T YOU!?
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Chocl8215
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Updates to the list:

(also, "rat" is the term i'll use for followers of Frank Sinatra, for obvious reasons.)

Executor Palin (stopped Garuss's investigation into Sinatra. May be under mind control, a servant of "the man", or even a rat.)

HuzzahforTimelines (knows way too much.)

Anyone who doesn't like Garrus. (let's be honest here, Garrus is too much of a badass.)
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AlphaDormante
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I think you really should watch out for all the doctor types...anyone who knows that much about the human body is not to be trusted...

And one lives on your SHIP, for heaven's sake! She was looking at your BRAIN the whole time you were unconscious from the mind control beacon!!
Edited by AlphaDormante, Dec 18 2012, 10:15 PM.
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