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Man Vs Women Battle...; Let it begin...
Topic Started: Jun 28 2005, 02:28 AM (2,472 Views)
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You're having a hard time leaving your computer behind for 2 weeks aren't you Flemse. (devil)
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Jep lets have a bedparty.... Woooooooo (devil) (OOO)
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ROTFLMFAO @ You two!!! (lmao)
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we will change the world. All my very best,

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Woohoo....I am up for a bed party.

Let me get my goodies first from the party I am having in 2 weeks. (devil)
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Jul 16 2005, 02:06 AM
ROTFLMFAO @ You two!!! (lmao)

Glad we can entertain you Stec (tup)
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No its not my computer, its yoooouuuuu darling..... (OOO) (OOO) (devil)
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Aw....you are sweet. Nothing special here just a down to earth lady. (rocky)
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Annnnndddd, whats wrong with that.... (biglove)

ha ha im off now, take care beauty... se you in 2 weeks..
Bye (devil)
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I guess nothing is wrong with that.

Take care and have a wonderful time. (blowkiss)
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Carmen.

You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
(blowkiss)
Ups.. Did i do that....
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Aw...that is so sweet. Thank you.

(blowkiss) (blowkiss)
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Jul 16 2005, 02:08 AM
Woohoo....I am up for a bed party.

Let me get my goodies first from the party I am having in 2 weeks. (devil)

I still think you 2 need a room.
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Jul 19 2005, 12:35 AM
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Jul 16 2005, 02:08 AM
Woohoo....I am up for a bed party. 

Let me get my goodies first from the party I am having in 2 weeks.  (devil)

I still think you 2 need a room.

You want to join us (rocky)
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are you up for being the sandwich?????
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Sure, why not.
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hmmm the feedback sandwich lol

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Words Women Use

Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine."

Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a
woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back
out of the room slowly.



Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for
a laugh


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


Moral -


Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men
are men.
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they always seem to shine their brightest when the night is at it's darkest."
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier
walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that
men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was
about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open.." He zipped
up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that
told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun
with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks
door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said,
"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of
old duffel bags".

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*pointNlaugh 1. Men are like ......Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders . You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like .Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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OUCH ladies!!!! *crytears
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That was great Angelwings *thumbUp

What's wrong Mike? *pointNlaugh
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Hahahahahaha Im back...... LETS get this back on track. Lady´s The man power team are back, stronger and more fat than before hahahaha.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."

Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"

"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"

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hey,hey,hey buddy! Wb!!!!! *smile* I hope all things okay---
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Hahahaha dam now im helping the team hmmmm, ok just this once.... (devil)

Texas Women


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Penn. and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house.

He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility.

He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

Got to love Texas Women! *sticktongueout *pointNlaugh
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