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| flemse | Aug 7 2005, 02:12 AM Post #401 |
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Then come over and you can iron my shirt and do my garden. When are done ill make you a nice dinner if you have done some shopping to i meen. hahahahahahah Sounds like a great deal huhh... Runs of and hide..... *coocoo* |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 7 2005, 02:52 PM Post #402 |
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By the time I get done you will want me to leave and never come back.
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| flemse | Aug 7 2005, 03:34 PM Post #403 |
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Ok What about a candle dinner, soft music, and a slow dance afterwards, and then??????. Is that better....
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| WorkingMom | Aug 7 2005, 10:55 PM Post #404 |
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That would be nice. Can you believe next month I will be 31 and have never had a candle light dinner with soft music and dancing. |
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| StEC | Aug 7 2005, 10:58 PM Post #405 |
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Ohh now that is just not right Mom you deserve one I think Flemse should fly down and take you out! hehe |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 7 2005, 11:03 PM Post #406 |
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It would be nice to enjoy something like that. The last time I danced was my senior prom |
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| flemse | Aug 7 2005, 11:20 PM Post #407 |
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Holy Cow You need a man to take you out BADLY. I love to go out, eat and dance and have fun with freinds.
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| flemse | Aug 7 2005, 11:32 PM Post #408 |
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Ill come and take you out. Where in hell did i leave my white horse hmmmm....... Yepppiiie
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| Yourbuddy | Aug 7 2005, 11:35 PM Post #409 |
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you mean the white horse i sold on ebay? |
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| flemse | Aug 7 2005, 11:40 PM Post #410 |
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Dam Buddy, now i have to hunt you down and give you .Carmen you just wait for me, im cumming.......
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| StEC | Aug 7 2005, 11:56 PM Post #411 |
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Is that Coming or Cumming? *ohMy* LOL |
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| flemse | Aug 8 2005, 12:18 AM Post #412 |
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All over the place... Lol
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| WorkingMom | Aug 8 2005, 10:11 PM Post #413 |
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Helping Lyne!
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I'll be waiting because I do agree I need to go out.
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| WorkingMom | Aug 8 2005, 10:16 PM Post #414 |
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WIFE VS.. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." *pointNlaugh *pointNlaugh |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 8 2005, 10:16 PM Post #415 |
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W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and aske d, "What?" |
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| flemse | Aug 9 2005, 08:26 AM Post #416 |
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." Singing: Im in the mood for love........
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| WorkingMom | Aug 9 2005, 10:42 PM Post #417 |
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 9 2005, 10:43 PM Post #418 |
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 9 2005, 10:44 PM Post #419 |
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Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." |
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| flemse | Aug 10 2005, 01:04 PM Post #420 |
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in. hahahahahah
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| StEC | Aug 10 2005, 01:07 PM Post #421 |
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HAHAHAHA great story Flemse that is certainly a new one I never heard before! *pointNlaugh |
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| Tooninator | Aug 10 2005, 03:19 PM Post #422 |
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Ok, a wise man once said: Men fart proudly. Woman just fart. See? Atleast we're proud of what we do!!! |
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| flemse | Aug 11 2005, 12:12 AM Post #423 |
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Tooninator Hahahahahaha god one, by the way welcome her. Hope you will have a great time with us insane people.
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| WorkingMom | Aug 12 2005, 02:17 AM Post #424 |
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Men and their tools! Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in it's leather sheath and worn on a homeowner's belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A work light that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway. Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool. Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911. Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-law's nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house. Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself |
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| WorkingMom | Aug 12 2005, 02:20 AM Post #425 |
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Some computer tools we would really like to see:
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Ok What about a candle dinner, soft music, and a slow dance afterwards, and then??????. Is that better....




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