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Man Vs Women Battle...; Let it begin...
Topic Started: Jun 28 2005, 02:28 AM (2,460 Views)
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A guy walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Is that a steering wheel in your pants"?

The guys says "Yeah, it's driving me nuts".
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One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused and curious the mother replied, "Really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of just does stuff, and that's where babies come from!"

Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from, that's where jewelry comes from."
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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Hahahahahahaha Thanks for the support guys, needed that badly..... Great ones still laugíng L 10.... (spank)
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What does a woman say when she comes 5 times or more a day????

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Thanks Suiker
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^ hahaha suiker that was just what i was thinking but not wit you lol

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In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with--


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11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands. *giggle *bye
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with a farmer's son in his barn. So, when it was girls' turns to hide, they found some old potato sacks and crawled into them. The farmer's son soon enough came into the barn, and saw the potato sacks. He kicked the first one, which had the brunette in it, and she cleverly said, "MEOW!" So, the farmer's son moved on, thinking a cat was in the sack. He came to the sack with the redhead in it, kicked it, and she said, "WOOF WOOF!" He moved on, thinking a dog was in it. Finally, he came to the sack with the blonde in it. Thinking she was so very clever, after he kicked the sack, she cried, "POTATO!"

Hahahahaha (devil)
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LMFAO I just heard that same joke a few nights ago at work Flemse but it was a bit different it was cops looking for robbers but everything else was identicle.
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we will change the world. All my very best,

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well flemse all i can say is you got that one in the bag baby

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I heard that to with robbers and cops Stec, but in this post we nedded something else, Hahahaha. By the way like your new pic......

Backy my man.... You got that right.......

Hides from all the women.... *whatsUp*
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There was this women that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe Anderson is there an emergency?"

The women replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?"

The women said, "IN A HOUSE NOW HURRY!!"

Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"

The women answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"

(OOO)
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A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked "What was the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for cats?"
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Man Vs Women Battle... (Pages 1 2 3 ...26 )
Let it begin... flemse 513 2,088 2nd October 2005 - 11:32 PM
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2000 Hits in one post, that must be a record woot woot..... (WTF)
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Hmmmm seeing Flemse tonight reminded me of an old battle he started loooong ago! hehehe

DING DING ROUND 2!!! *giggle
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we will change the world. All my very best,

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Naaaaa Stec, let that be hahaha. Its over. We are freinds now lol.


A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

NOW WHERE DID THAT COME FROM HAHAHAHAHA (devil)
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ROFL good one!
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we will change the world. All my very best,

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Darn it....I need to study for a test. When I am done I will be sure to post again in this. (devil)
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Hey Mom. No need to study. I can give ya something to study right here lol.

Naaa girls, you better give up this time before the fight starts. We hate to se girls cry hahahahahahah....

If ya don't, well we are prepered..... (OOO) (devil)
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Oh yeah, it has been a while so I am ready to study (devil)

We don't cry, we just fight back *giggle
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