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| The Costume Party; a wild turn of events!!! LOL!!! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 20 2006, 11:16 AM (77 Views) | |
| Kim0424 | Apr 20 2006, 11:16 AM Post #1 |
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The Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to the back seat of one of the cars. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life." |
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| Rampage | Apr 20 2006, 11:22 AM Post #2 |
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lmao but thats sick lol |
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| Monkeydee | Apr 20 2006, 12:02 PM Post #3 |
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*pointNlaugh holy frig that's hilarious |
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| WorkingMom | Apr 20 2006, 11:13 PM Post #4 |
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I guess she got what was coming to her. YUCK!!! *pointNlaugh |
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| Deleted User | Apr 21 2006, 12:22 AM Post #5 |
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ewww gross. but still hilarious hahaha |
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| Woodman | Apr 21 2006, 04:34 AM Post #6 |
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hahahahhaha I saw one that was cute. A girl wearing a read t-shirt with the word BRICK on it. Her husband also wore a red shirt that said BRICK LAYER!! |
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| Kim0424 | Apr 21 2006, 07:06 AM Post #7 |
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LOL .. that is cute!! |
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| Rampage | Apr 22 2006, 06:15 AM Post #8 |
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haha like that why do blondes have Y shap coffens coz when they lay down there legs open .... runs like hell from kim |
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| Club80s | Apr 22 2006, 07:20 PM Post #9 |
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Haha too funny BTW Kurt, I think after I saw your new siggy, I think I'm now hungry for a steak dinner (hungry) (hungry) |
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| Kim0424 | Apr 26 2006, 08:51 AM Post #10 |
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You got that right........ you better run and make sure you got a darn good hiding place!!!
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