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New AOL Messages
Topic Started: May 5 2006, 10:48 AM (45 Views)
Rampage
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New AOL Messages

Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started
displaying special messages to customers.
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please
respond within 10 minutes, or you
will be logged off.
2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any
pressure on you, but there are OTHER people in the world who would like to sign
on.
Let's show some consideration for our fellow members and sign off,WHADDYA SAY?
3. You DO realize that you have been on-line for 180 minutes, right? When was
the
last time you went outside?
4. OK, this is getting ridiculous. Frankly, you're starting to upsetus! If you
sign
off now, we'll bring back your buddy list, OK?
5. You have been on-line for 360 minutes now! We promised you unlimited time, we
know,
but can't you just finish up and go read a good book?!
6. You have been on-line for 467 minutes. Do you remember your family members
names?
7. You have been on-line for 513 minutes. Your spouse has left and your dog is
starving.
Do you wish to remain on-line?
8. You have been on-line for 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming personally to
your house
to yank the phone cord!
9. You have been on-line for 852 minutes. Do you KNOW how many hours that is?
10. You have been on-line for 921 minutes. Do you realize that AOL averages 921
complaints per hour about busy phone lines? Do you realize that AOL receives
9.21
lawsuits per day, due to busy phone lines? PLEASE sign-off, to reduce these
averages,
or go to KEYWORD: Class Action to join a lawsuit.
11.You have been on-line for 967 minutes. When AOL went unlimited, they didn't
think you
would take it LITERALLY! So get OFF, before we go broke!
12. You have been on-line for 1013 minutes. This is Steve Case, I need to
sign-on myself
and answer some mail. Could you PLEASE sign-off?
13.You have been on-line for 1105 minutes. Are you and your family chatting in
shifts? GEEZE get off already! 14. You have been
on-line 1151 minutes. WELCOME TO THE TEAM... See job application enclosed!

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REST IN PEACE MY FRIEND
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