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Buttercups!
Topic Started: Jun 5 2006, 08:52 AM (46 Views)
Kim0424
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Towards the end of his golf round, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden ... POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life...... Better still, you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!

Then POOF... She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING"

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StEC
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Hahahaha I loved this one good morning laugh! *giggle
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we will change the world. All my very best,

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"Friends are like stars ...
they always seem to shine their brightest when the night is at it's darkest."
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MyOwnLove
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*giggle thats cute ...
*Suni*
*Definatly to deep for a simple minded person to understand*


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