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| JOKE : Blond rolls the dice... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 22 2006, 09:58 AM (177 Views) | |
| kenmo | Sep 22 2006, 09:58 AM Post #1 |
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Blonde rolls the dice... Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed... The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." :-) |
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| zzzzzzzuhlast | Sep 22 2006, 10:38 AM Post #2 |
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Ha Ha Ha now that is a "Tables Turned" Blonde joke! Thanks for the laugh
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| StEC | Sep 22 2006, 11:06 AM Post #3 |
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Hahahahaha lmfao that was great! |
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