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Healthy Frog; is a happy frog
Topic Started: Feb 26 2005, 10:57 AM (677 Views)
<span style=Gelf</span>
ZRX1100 rider
Nicky, a beautiful, well-endowed, young brunette, goes to her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet...
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:

Oral Sex Trained Frogs
Only £20 each!
Money-Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions).

Nicky excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter: "I'll take one."

Ralph, puts the frog in a box, says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." Nicky nods, "Okay," grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her flat, Nicky takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do...

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there."

She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and, to her surprise, nothing happens! Nicky is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet shop". So, Nicky calls...

Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over".

Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell. Nicky welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Adam
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very good can i train the next frog please
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<span style=Gelf</span>
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im already trained
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Kitten
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How well trained are you??
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Adam
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Whatever gelf say's im more trained
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<span style=Gelf</span>
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house trained
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Kitten
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Adam - you may be more trained but you are also spoken for!!

Gelf house trained is a good start
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<span style=Gelf</span>
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licking a frog can get you high
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Kitten
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We are back to random facts again I see
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louise
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shane you are treading on very thin ice
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<span style=Gelf</span>
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Frogs can go for up to 48 days without sandwiches, although they do require intermittent meals of Mars bars and cocktail sausages. If they're going on fairly long trips they can get by quite easily on a couple of Scotch eggs and a slice of pork pie, although the chances are they'll be desperately in need of a burger by the time they get to their destination. Frogs do not like pasta. :shit Think ive become unfocused again
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louise
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i think he is making reference to him being in the suicide frogs mate lol xx
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louise
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hey paul that sounds like a typical suicide frog haha
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wimbim
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<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>JUST BE FAT AND HAPPY</span>
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<span style=Gelf</span>
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I already am fat and happy
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