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Topic Started: Aug 13 2011, 09:57 AM (89 Views)
jetmaster18
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If any one knows of any good jokes. You should post theme. I would like to hear them.
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.
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whats funnier than a dumpster full of dead babies?
these one on the bottom that is alive.
Whats funnier than that?
its eating its way out.
whats funnier than that?
it goes back for seconds.
whats funnier than that?
I AM THAT BABY!!!!!!
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what is funnier than putting a baby in a blender feet first to hear it scream?
putting it in head first to watch the feet kick!
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So a guy walks into a bar and sits down, another guy walks up to him and says "Hay did you know that the window in this bar is magic and if you take a shot than run and jump out of it you can fly around the building and come right back in?" The first guy doesn't believe him so the second guy takes a shot runs and jumps out the window, flies around the building, and then comes back through the window and lands on his feet. The first guy is amazed! He orders a shot, slams it back and runs as fast as he can then jumps out the window and falls strait down and lands on the concrete below face first. The bartender turns to the second guys and says "Superman, your a dick when your drunk."
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
Edited by NecroNinja, Aug 15 2011, 08:59 AM.
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What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen
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A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers
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