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| Ghost | 6th November 2009 - 06:46 PM Post #61 |
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And? Chances are, if you give me a couple of hours I'll have forgotten her name totally and she'll likely be known to me as "that ugly swimmer bird who Frankie Boyle made cry" |
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| indie_&_co | 6th November 2009 - 09:09 PM Post #62 |
Oedipus Complex?
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Adlington>Boyle. |
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| Ghost | 6th November 2009 - 10:19 PM Post #63 |
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Knights don't cry about being made fun of, the Queen needs to shape up. |
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| wickywoowoo | 6th November 2009 - 11:17 PM Post #64 |
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You are being racist. The only reason you're kicking up a fuss is because Mr Boyle is Scottish. You bigot cunt. |
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| indie_&_co | 7th November 2009 - 12:11 AM Post #65 |
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Whatever possess you to think that, I assure you I have nothing against the woads. |
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| Stop and Go | 7th November 2009 - 01:54 AM Post #66 |
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Indie, I swear you must be a gimmick account. |
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| indie_&_co | 7th November 2009 - 11:48 AM Post #67 |
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Oedipus Complex?
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Stop, I swear you must be mistaken. |
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| Loki | 13th November 2009 - 02:57 PM Post #68 |
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Saw Frankie Boyle's autobiography in HMV at lunchtime, called "My Shit Life so far". It actually looked not bad. On the second page he talks about seeing Frank Skinner on tv defending comedians' right to use foul language, but, says Boyle "I just changed the channel and had a half-arsed wank to a presenter I know is a lesbian. I gave myself double points for that". |
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| indie_&_co | 13th November 2009 - 04:31 PM Post #69 |
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Boyles abit to young to write an autobiography, I reckon you should be atleast 40 to do that. |
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| gmoney | 13th November 2009 - 05:16 PM Post #70 |
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Well he's 37, so it's not far off. It's not like he's a footballer releasing a book when he's just cracked the first team. The trouble with waiting to release an autobiography when you're in the entertainment business is that in 5 years time, people might not give a flying fuck about you. |
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| indie_&_co | 13th November 2009 - 06:25 PM Post #71 |
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Well, that's fair enough, but I reckon if I was to write an autobiography, i'd like to wait until I was 70, at least. |
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| ButchReedMark | 13th November 2009 - 06:28 PM Post #72 |
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A cracking read that'd be, I'm sure. Write up a chapter for us! |
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| indie_&_co | 13th November 2009 - 06:47 PM Post #73 |
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I'll let you do the foreward, if you like... 
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| SuperScottySteiner | 21st November 2009 - 10:29 PM Post #74 |
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The forward would probably read: "Indie always said he wanted to wait till he was 70 before he wrote his autobiography. Sadly, at the age of 26, he was beaten to death for acting a twat at the bus stop, where he was waiting to go pick up his dole money for the 125th fortnight running." |
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| indie_&_co | 22nd November 2009 - 12:18 AM Post #75 |
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Man in court, judge says; "You are charged with battering your wife to death with a hammer..." A man at the back says; "You b*****d" Judge continues; "You are also charged with battering your daughter to death with a hammer..." Same man at the back says; "You f****n' s***house" Judge says; "I can understand you being upset, but any more of this and I shall charge you with contempt, now what's the deal?" The man replies; "I've lived next to this b*****d for 15 years, everytime I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he hadn't got one". |
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