Comedy - Where Do You Draw The Line?

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Comedy - Where Do You Draw The Line?
Tweet Topic Started: 4th November 2009 - 03:42 PM (2,241 Views)
wickywoowoo	22nd November 2009 - 01:03 AM Post #76
Top Poster Posts: 3,444 Group: Members Member #58 Joined: August 2008	indie_&_co 22nd November 2009 - 12:18 AM Man in court, judge says; "You are charged with battering your wife to death with a hammer..." A man at the back says; "You b***d" Judge continues; "You are also charged with battering your daughter to death with a hammer..." Same man at the back says; "You fn' shouse" Judge says; "I can understand you being upset, but any more of this and I shall charge you with contempt, now what's the deal?" The man replies; "I've lived next to this b****d for 15 years, everytime I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he hadn't got one". fuck you



Al Watson	22nd November 2009 - 01:04 AM Post #77
Regular Member Posts: 1,908 Group: Members Member #138 Joined: January 2009	What was that joke you always used to tell about the fly in the butchers window?



indie_&_co	22nd November 2009 - 01:17 AM Post #78
Oedipus Complex? Posts: 473 Group: Banned Member #160 Joined: October 2009	A man goes into a pet shop and says; "I'd like to buy a wasp please" The pet shop owner says; "Wasps? We don't sell wasps here" The man replies; "Well why is there one in the window then?".



SuperScottySteiner	22nd November 2009 - 01:25 AM Post #79
Dirty Stinking Rat Posts: 2,590 Group: Members Member #36 Joined: July 2008	I laughed.



indie_&_co	22nd November 2009 - 01:40 AM Post #80
Oedipus Complex? Posts: 473 Group: Banned Member #160 Joined: October 2009	Yorkshire couple go on holiday to Spain, first day there the wife says; "We've forgot ' Bisto" husband replies; "Never mind, I think there's an English couple across ' road, i'll go and ask if they've got any" So he goes across and knocks, a man answers and the husband says; "'As thee and Bisto?" The man replies; "Fk off, you Spanish ct". any* Edited by indie_&_co, 22nd November 2009 - 01:40 AM.



SuperScottySteiner	22nd November 2009 - 01:45 AM Post #81
Dirty Stinking Rat Posts: 2,590 Group: Members Member #36 Joined: July 2008	Ah you've blown it Indie, that was actually shit.



indie_&_co	22nd November 2009 - 12:15 PM Post #82
Oedipus Complex? Posts: 473 Group: Banned Member #160 Joined: October 2009	Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman & a Welshman captured by the Iraqis, they told them; "We're gonna shoot you, but you can have one last request before you go, now what's your last request?" Scotsman said; "I'd like 1,000 Scotsman singing The Flower of Scotland" Welshman said; "I'd like 1,000 Welshmen singing Land of My Fathers" Irishman said; "I'd like 1,000 Irishmen doing The River Dance" Englishman said; "F****n' shoot me first!".



SuperScottySteiner	22nd November 2009 - 12:43 PM Post #83
Dirty Stinking Rat Posts: 2,590 Group: Members Member #36 Joined: July 2008	You've pulled it halfway back, there.



indie_&_co	22nd November 2009 - 02:38 PM Post #84
Oedipus Complex? Posts: 473 Group: Banned Member #160 Joined: October 2009	Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman up in court, the judge says; "I'm sick of the f**n' site of you, i'm a dog lover as you well know, and if you can't sing me a song with a dog in it, you'll be going away for a very, very long time" Englishman goes first; "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggly tail". "Case dismissed" says the judge. Scotsman next; "Mommys gonna buy me a bow wow" "Case dismissed" Paddys turn; "Strangers in the night, exchanging glances..." Judge says; "You fn' shouse, you'll never see the light of day again" Paddy says; "Let me finish the f**in' song! Scooby dooby doo do dadadadadada"



Loki	22nd November 2009 - 03:02 PM Post #85
The Daddy Posts: 7,879 Group: Admin Member #25 Joined: July 2008	bang slump



yardie	22nd November 2009 - 03:32 PM Post #86
Regular Member Posts: 1,139 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: July 2008	hahahahahahahha



indie_&_co	22nd November 2009 - 04:28 PM Post #87
Oedipus Complex? Posts: 473 Group: Banned Member #160 Joined: October 2009	The Dublin WMC went on a mystery tour, they had a week to figure out where they were going and the driver won 68 quid.



Barley	22nd November 2009 - 04:42 PM Post #88
Gis A Job. Posts: 677 Group: Members Member #158 Joined: September 2009	Thank fuck we didn't cross paths on the original board. I bet you was an absolute nightmare.



ButchReedMark	22nd November 2009 - 05:55 PM Post #89
You're Fuckin' Out! Posts: 3,426 Group: Moderators Member #7 Joined: July 2008	Fucking shut up Edited by ButchReedMark, 22nd November 2009 - 05:55 PM.



yardie	22nd November 2009 - 06:03 PM Post #90
Regular Member Posts: 1,139 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: July 2008	heheheh , whats with the irish jokes?



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