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Do you like where you live?; Residents of Merseyside need not answer
Topic Started: 22nd July 2010 - 11:16 AM (2,827 Views)
Loki
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I want a BBQ with a hot plate. I did a BBQ for 50 people the other week, and it had a hot plate and was a fucking joy to BBQ on.

I am the King of BBQs now, I can knock out 20 perfect rare steaks in a row, griddled chicken no probs, I can even do cool shit like BBQd' aubergine slices or giant garlic flat mushrooms. I've also done an amazing shoulder of lamb on a BBQ. Everything tastes better BBQ'd.

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Dave
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Loki
30th July 2010 - 01:55 PM
I can even do cool shit like BBQd' aubergine slices
:ghey:
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Loki
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Don't knock it till you've tried it, big fella.

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Loki
30th July 2010 - 01:55 PM
Everything tastes better BBQ'd.
Especially protein shakes.
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Loki
30th July 2010 - 01:55 PM
I can even do cool shit like BBQd' aubergine slices
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Dave
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As nice as i'm sure it is it's the first time aubergine slices have been classed as "cool shit".
Happy days would have been wank with Loki writing, all going down Al's house of hummus for couscous and dried fruit.
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Gladstone Small
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I've never had aubergine, barbecued otherwise, so I might consider Loki's gay barbecue just to try it. And the aubergine.
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I still find it funny that Loki is trying to mke out he can cook when all you do with aubergine is slice it up, dry it off with a paper towel. Brush with olive oil and and cover with salt and crushed black pepper. Its fucking piss, though a proper bloke wouldn't bother with that shit, nothing but steak, chicken sausages and burgers for me.
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Chicken sausages? What are you, Jewish?
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I live in the south-west of Scotland in a town called Prestwick along with approximately 17,999 other people. It's 5 minutes away from Ayr - the birth place of auld Rabbie Burns, ye ken - and about 40 minutes away from Glasgow. In like that car, not walking.

It gets a lot of tourists, the weather is generally never good enough to take advantage of the beach, the shopping is pretty average, as is the nightlife and there are a lot of seagulls. But it's not intolerable and there's some nice scenery. I've found myself travelling to Glasgow much more often in the last year though, I was intending to move there in September with my girlfriend...but that did not happen. Luckily I should definitely be moving away next year, hopefully to England as I miss my roots of Yorkshire. I'm also terrified of adopting the Scottish accent, I've tried my best to resist for 7 years but some of my friends have been teasing me that it's starting to come through! :(
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Dillkid
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No, I hate it where I live. It's full of pikies, and I can't wait to move.
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Dillkid
7th August 2010 - 02:57 PM
No, I hate it where I live. It's full of pikies, and I can't wait to move.
Isn't it like that everywhere now?

I live out in the bloody sticks, yet there's still scumbags on street corners of an evening. You'd probably have to go to some remote Scotch island with Hardcore Harry to finally be free of chav.

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7th August 2010 - 05:53 PM
Dillkid
7th August 2010 - 02:57 PM
No, I hate it where I live. It's full of pikies, and I can't wait to move.
Isn't it like that everywhere now?

I live out in the bloody sticks, yet there's still scumbags on street corners of an evening. You'd probably have to go to some remote Scotch island with Hardcore Harry to finally be free of chav.
Nah, I can't move up there. Besides, isn't that the scary bald bloke who looks like he just did 20 years in Parkhurst?
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South Wales is also going down the shitter.
NIGERIA FOR 2010

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Troika
7th August 2010 - 06:47 PM
South Wales is also going down the shitter.
I blame those Dirty Sanchez chaps.
Dillkid
7th August 2010 - 06:46 PM
JSB
7th August 2010 - 05:53 PM
Dillkid
7th August 2010 - 02:57 PM
No, I hate it where I live. It's full of pikies, and I can't wait to move.
Isn't it like that everywhere now?

I live out in the bloody sticks, yet there's still scumbags on street corners of an evening. You'd probably have to go to some remote Scotch island with Hardcore Harry to finally be free of chav.
Nah, I can't move up there. Besides, isn't that the scary bald bloke who looks like he just did 20 years in Parkhurst?
Yes, aka David on the UKFF. Though why a Scotsman would spend so long in an Isle of Wight prison, I'm not sure.
Edited by JSB, 7th August 2010 - 08:00 PM.

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