Man Walks Into A Bar...

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Almighty Rod	15th March 2011 - 07:03 PM Post #1
Jobber's Nightmare Posts: 1,217 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: July 2008	This is basically to help me with this short film I have to make for a University assignment. I have this idea to film a series of "man walks into a bar..." style jokes which cumulates with the bar getting full of ridiculous characters until the bartender snaps. Problem is I don't have a very good library of jokes to choose from and an online search results in ones that are either a) not at all funny or b) incredibly impractical to actually film. Seeing as the TWCF regulars generally set the standard for comedy, I was wondering if any of you had any gags to share that could potentially help me out a bit. Oh and feel free to post any other jokes here that others can steal and use as pub banter in the future.
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ButchReedMark	15th March 2011 - 07:05 PM Post #2
You're Fuckin' Out! Posts: 3,426 Group: Moderators Member #7 Joined: July 2008	They have to be clean?



Almighty Rod	15th March 2011 - 07:11 PM Post #3
Jobber's Nightmare Posts: 1,217 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: July 2008	Nah just as long as they're practical. Awful puns would fit the theme pretty well. Expecting great things, Butch.
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Loki	15th March 2011 - 07:48 PM Post #4
The Daddy Posts: 7,879 Group: Admin Member #25 Joined: July 2008	You ending should be him hitting his head on an iron bar and going "ouch".



Ian_hitmanhart	15th March 2011 - 08:02 PM Post #5
Freebird Road Posts: 862 Group: Members Member #171 Joined: April 2010	Simple gag: Man hates his girlfriends cat, so he drives up 5 miles up the road and chucks it out the window. He comes back and the cat is sitting on the sofa. So he drives 10 miles up the road dumps the cat again, comes back and he's on the sofa when he returns. So he drives 20 miles up the road, throws the cat out again. He then rings his girlfriend and says "is the cat there". She says yes, and he says "well put him on, I'm lost". Not a man who walks into a bar joke, but its the way you tell 'em I suppose. And I like that joke so much, I want to put it into what ever thread I can. Edited by Ian_hitmanhart, 15th March 2011 - 08:04 PM.



Dave	15th March 2011 - 08:29 PM Post #6
kein gutes St�ck Schei�e Posts: 1,983 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: July 2008	This would possible be a gold mine



HJD	15th March 2011 - 10:51 PM Post #7
Gareth Brooks Posts: 2,972 Group: Members Member #26 Joined: July 2008	Ian_hitmanhart 15th March 2011 - 08:02 PM Simple gag: Man hates his girlfriends cat, so he drives up 5 miles up the road and chucks it out the window. He comes back and the cat is sitting on the sofa. So he drives 10 miles up the road dumps the cat again, comes back and he's on the sofa when he returns. So he drives 20 miles up the road, throws the cat out again. He then rings his girlfriend and says "is the cat there". She says yes, and he says "well put him on, I'm lost". I love it.
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