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| Max Caschera | 31st March 2011 - 12:42 PM Post #1 |
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Hi Guys, The Laughter Lounge Dublin have a competition on their Facebook page where you post a joke and the person with the most "likes" wins, I've posted one up and was wondering/hoping you guys could head over to the page and "Like" it to help me out. Juast look for Maurizio Caschera. Thanks |
 
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| Honky | 31st March 2011 - 12:48 PM Post #2 |
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What's the joke? |
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| Dillkid | 31st March 2011 - 12:49 PM Post #3 |
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Done. Couldn't someone just make a shit joke, and sign up to Facebook 50 times, and like the joke on all of the accounts? |
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| Max Caschera | 31st March 2011 - 12:57 PM Post #4 |
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Thanks DillKid The Joke: A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers! "I'm just s...itting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" I wanted to post this one but it wouldnt let me cause there is a 1000 character limit: A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians were all prepared to kill him when the chief announced that due to the celebration of the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he would die. "What do you want for your first wish?" asks the chief. "I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He goes over to his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt. "What do you want for your second wish?" says the chief. "I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. Again, the cowboy whispers in the horses ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later, and the chief asks the cowboy "What do you want for your last wish?" "I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He grabs the horse by the ears and yells, "You stupid animal, I said POSSE, P O S S E !!!!" |
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| Honky | 31st March 2011 - 02:17 PM Post #5 |
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They probably could if they were a dribbling imbecile like you. Max, that joke is shit. You should have gone for something snappy like – Q: What do you call a woman with three cunts? A: The Blackeyed Peas |
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| Dillkid | 31st March 2011 - 02:29 PM Post #6 |
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What's your problem with me...? |
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| Willybum | 31st March 2011 - 02:30 PM Post #7 |
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Much more suitable. Or "I always wondered what makes the Japanese tick. Turns out, it's geiger counters" |
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| Handsome Dead | 31st March 2011 - 02:30 PM Post #8 |
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You're a fat, good will ruining spastic. |
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| Dillkid | 31st March 2011 - 02:32 PM Post #9 |
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Theres no need for that. I've never said a word about you, why do you have to get nasty? Edited by Dillkid, 31st March 2011 - 02:40 PM.
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| Harry | 31st March 2011 - 02:46 PM Post #10 |
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Not everyone in life is friendly, Dill. You just have to learn to roll with the punches. |
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| Max Caschera | 31st March 2011 - 03:42 PM Post #11 |
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Both good but I thought I better play it safe, everyone seems to be a tad touchy on the Japan jokes and the word Cunt, dont know why, its my favourite word! |
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| Ghost | 31st March 2011 - 04:40 PM Post #12 |
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Cunt is a lovely word. People usually get arsey about my use of it as well. |
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| Loki | 31st March 2011 - 04:42 PM Post #13 |
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Particularly as a replacement for their name. Hey, cunt, get over here. |
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