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| Topic Started: May 16 2012, 10:52 AM (754 Views) | |
| Athena | May 16 2012, 10:52 AM Post #1 |
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I am first with five Then seven in the middle Five again to end. Come play with me! |
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| tink | May 16 2012, 11:09 AM Post #2 |
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Swim wildly in haste towards the great goal -- but alas, condom-flattened sperm. 
Edited by tink, May 16 2012, 11:10 AM.
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| tink | May 16 2012, 02:53 PM Post #3 |
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Or were we supposed to be serious? And do a proper, nature-themed haiku? Lemme think on it.... |
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| Athena | May 16 2012, 03:09 PM Post #4 |
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I have an idea. I'll post a word, then someone comes and posts a haiku about that word. Then they post a word and the next person makes a haiku.  So the word is sleep. |
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| tink | May 16 2012, 04:16 PM Post #5 |
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Oh, I like! Okay, let me give it a go.... Dusk-toned frogs singing as dreams pour under my eyes. Release the stars within. Sleep. The next word is Tree. |
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| Franziska | May 16 2012, 05:08 PM Post #6 |
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Oak, maple, and pine Branches flexing in the wind Stand tall in the air Next word is pie. Edited by Franziska, May 16 2012, 05:08 PM.
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| tink | May 16 2012, 06:21 PM Post #7 |
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Number without end until E arrives, and then baked golden delight. -or- Some say cake is best, but it requires occasion. Pie? Requires a fork. -or- Ohmalordy, PIE! Pie, my pie, sweet pie, all mine! None for you; fuck off. Next word is Wine. |
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| Athena | May 16 2012, 06:28 PM Post #8 |
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None for you fuck off! LOLOLOL |
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| tink | May 16 2012, 06:30 PM Post #9 |
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 I know! I am so bad. I made myself laugh out loud on it though.Srsly. NEXT WORD IS WINE. Who will take up the gauntlet I have tossed down, eh? Wine, people. Get to poetizing. |
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| Athena | May 16 2012, 06:34 PM Post #10 |
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WINE! Oh nectar from God You make me text bad things yo Red faced to friends now I suck at haiku. How was that? Edited by Athena, May 16 2012, 06:38 PM.
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| tink | May 16 2012, 06:36 PM Post #11 |
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That was awesome! You used God and yo in the same line. Perfect. What's the next word? |
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| Athena | May 16 2012, 06:39 PM Post #12 |
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Next word is INTERNET |
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| Ryan | May 16 2012, 07:04 PM Post #13 |
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Dial up screeching Ears flood with the painful sound God I want broadband Edited by Ryan, May 16 2012, 07:04 PM.
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| Athena | May 16 2012, 07:12 PM Post #14 |
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Need a new word Ryan! |
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| Ryan | May 16 2012, 07:14 PM Post #15 |
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Oops! Clouds. 
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| marmalade | May 16 2012, 07:37 PM Post #16 |
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Clouds covering sun Dropping tiny icy stones. Damn! My new paint job. Next word: Peanut |
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| tink | May 16 2012, 07:49 PM Post #17 |
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Teething, lack of sleep, Lyme's disease, and maladies: Rest, poor, wee peanuts. -or- Enshrined cocoon for peeling rusty layers, then CRUNCH! Salty peanut. Next word: Ocean |
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| Ryan | May 16 2012, 08:26 PM Post #18 |
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Swelling and surging A surfer rides on the waves Seagulls can be heard Next word: Glass Edited by Ryan, May 16 2012, 08:27 PM.
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| tink | May 17 2012, 12:12 PM Post #19 |
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Foggy window morn breath against pane in boredom. Rain beats on the glass. Next word: Sun. Edited by tink, May 17 2012, 12:13 PM.
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| Athena | May 17 2012, 12:51 PM Post #20 |
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Hot beam on my face No sunscreen dumbass I am Sunburns hurt no lie Next word is pizza |
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| tink | May 17 2012, 01:08 PM Post #21 |
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Pineapple perhaps If you live in Hawaii Otherwise, no thanks. -or- Pizza, let it cool! Hunger wins; ignore warning. Burnt mouth is worth it. Next word: Shoes Edited by tink, May 17 2012, 01:09 PM.
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| Bou | May 18 2012, 08:08 AM Post #22 |
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Mama said they was My magic shoes. All I need To fly without wings. Next word: sex |
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| Franziska | May 18 2012, 02:44 PM Post #23 |
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Damn, you lookin' fine Joel McHale, climb up on me Me love you long time. Next word: coffee |
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| Athena | May 18 2012, 03:05 PM Post #24 |
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Wake up early jolt My cup with too much sugar I like you iced Next word: penis (oh yes, I just went there)
Edited by Athena, May 18 2012, 03:06 PM.
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| tink | May 18 2012, 04:51 PM Post #25 |
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I cannot do it. I tried. But I failed. I could only come up with limericks. Someone else give it a go!
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| Athena | May 18 2012, 04:57 PM Post #26 |
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I'm gonna relay something Bou said to me on FB chat about this. Bou: I started on a penis haiku and then I was like, fuck this. Athena: LOOL c'mon someone else! PENIS! |
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| tink | May 18 2012, 06:01 PM Post #27 |
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He named his dick "Thor" -- "Disappearing turtle stick" it should be instead. Next word: Laugh Edited by tink, May 18 2012, 06:02 PM.
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| Zephyr | May 18 2012, 07:36 PM Post #28 |
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This bunch of women May be Imaginary but they make me laugh Virgin |
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| Franziska | May 18 2012, 07:41 PM Post #29 |
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Hold the liquor please My margarita tastes funny Sobriety sucks Next: finger |
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| Bou | May 18 2012, 09:01 PM Post #30 |
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It might be tempting When you hear "smell my finger" Don't ever do it. Next word: paw |
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