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Weird Dreams
Topic Started: Aug 22 2011, 11:14 PM (132 Views)
PoisonGirlX666
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We've all had them. You're sleeping one night and when you wake up, you just think "What the fuck what that?!"

Tell us about them!

To start things off, I will post an email I wrote to my cousin, describing one of my weirder dreams. Enjoy!

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So, it started with me looking for you in this library. We had been talking on the phone and I was going to surprise you because I hadn't seen you in forever. I had just left somewhere where our whole family was (presumably your dad's house), and you were chillin' in this library, reading.

There were two columns of huge book cases that were seemingly never-ending. There were other people there too, so it wasn't just the two of us, and I saw you lying down between the two columns, reading some book. I decided I wanted to go around the column to my right and then go down your row and sneak up behind you so I could surprise you.

Just as I was about to start moving, I noticed this tall guy standing about a foot away, next to me. He had shoulder-length blonde hair and wasn't that attractive. He may or may not have had glasses. So, this guy doesn't even say anything and he just leans toward me and starts, like, smelling me, and I'm like "WHOA! What they hell are you doing?!" and the creep just gets closer to me, to the point where he's leaning over my head. Naturally, this is the part where I start getting the hell out of there and try to get to you. Just as I do that, he tries to touch me, so I start running, laughing at the absurdity of that is happening. I'm just thinking to myself "What the fuck is going on?".

So, as I'm running down the path I was going to take to find you, I start calling your name like "Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" And you're just like "Hold on." because your face is still in this book. Must have been a fascinating read.

I run past where you are, with this guy still chasing after me with his arms outstretched trying to grab me so he can continue smelling me. I double back and run past him so I cam get to the row you're in and once I find you, I just run at you and hug you. As I'm about to turn around to see if the creepster is still following me, I wake up and start laughing because I couldn't believe what part of my subconscious this dream was plucked out of.

I'm no Sigmund Freud, but I think it may be a warning for us. We're destined to have no men, other than the megacreepsters of the world, who will be interested in us, so we just better be able to run really, really fast.

Damn the DeMeo curse!

Anyway, I hope you've had a good laugh at this dream. I know I did. :)


FYI, the DeMeo Curse is what we call the reason behind creepy guys being interested in us. Seriously, I once had a guy ask me if he could kiss my staph infection better (it turned out to not be a staph infection, but that's what we thought it was at the time, and he was still down with that). Not cool.
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Henna Lee
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Haha oh man! Is this why you aren't generally attracted to blond men? XD
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PoisonGirlX666
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Hahahahahaha, totally a possibility!
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Amon
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Ewww... SO creepy!!! HAHAHAHA Nice, Fred. Nice!

Eh, I had a commercial in my dreams once.
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