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| The Rebuilding Of Noah's Ark; Pack your bags | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 9 2006, 08:22 AM (463 Views) | |
| Geri_Berri | Sep 9 2006, 08:22 AM Post #1 |
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Berrie's Goddess
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Pack your bags and start heading to Frostburg Maryland folks. The ark lives again thanks to Pastor Richard Greene and a bunch of crazy volunteers. They are constructing the ark according to the original specs and they are huge. This love boat will be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high. Once completed, the Ark will house a Christian school, Bible college, 1,500 seat auditorium, conference facilities, a Noah’s Ark historical room, counseling center, and facilities for radio and television. All we’re missing is a casino and buffet, however I am told that plans are in the works. But why would Pastor Greene embark on such a difficult project? You guessed it, God told him and him only of course. God told Pastor Greene and his congregation to build their church as a replica of Noah’s Ark(Hear our Real Media Clip) this as a sign to the world that God loves them but also as a warning that Jesus is coming soon! I found it hilarious that he "warns" of Jesus’ return. Should we be scared? I hope he’s still not sore about the whole crucifying thing. Only time will tell, but I’m not taking any chances. Just like Y2K, I’m gonna be prepared. Take notice my fellow religious freaks and repent. See you at the ark. Added Source - http://www.godsark.org/ |
RAW Berris... Dare you enter?
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| rhyknow | Sep 9 2006, 08:25 AM Post #2 |
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Reincarnation of Bubba
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To quote Bill Hicks
Did Noah copyright the Ark blueprints? i hope so lol |
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"L'essentiel, c'est de jouer au Karaoke" Jaco Pastorius : December 1st, 1951 - September 21st, 1987. R.I.P to the greatest electric bassist ever. “Don’t hate the media, become the media.” - Jello Biafra | |
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| Ashley Star Child | Sep 12 2006, 07:08 PM Post #3 |
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Ok I can't see the point in rebuilding the Ark. God told him to do it? No, his bank account told him to do it I say. Watch the money reel in. |
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| LarryOldtimer | Sep 13 2006, 07:14 PM Post #4 |
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The Man!!!
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The fun will be when they try to get two of all "individual" creatures into it. Now that would be a fun operation to watch!
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| rhyknow | Sep 13 2006, 09:40 PM Post #5 |
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Reincarnation of Bubba
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"We're all going on a..; summer holiday The world'll be flooded for a decade or two We're all going on a summer holiday And in this boat we got a whole freakin zoo!" |
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"L'essentiel, c'est de jouer au Karaoke" Jaco Pastorius : December 1st, 1951 - September 21st, 1987. R.I.P to the greatest electric bassist ever. “Don’t hate the media, become the media.” - Jello Biafra | |
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