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The obligatory lawyer joke...
Topic Started: Jun 11 2007, 03:15 AM (389 Views)
lanaia74
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Once again, my sense of direction, has gotten me in trouble
As once more I get lost, just trying to take a walk
A walk that was meant to prevent stress, but one that has my nerves doing a tumble
But I have a strange feeling likes I am being stalked.

I just can't shake this feeling, someone is starring at me
Watching ever move I make, every step I take
But this is just a feeling, in reality I have no reason to hasten my step or to flee
I think my imagination, is causing my mind to fabricate mistakes.

Every little rustle of the wind, any sound, well I think the worse
Lost and alone, makes me feel so vulnerable and helpless
I try to think of other things, but I have to wander, if I will leave this place in a hearse
I think to myself, how could I allow myself to end in such a mess?

I can't help myself, I hasten my pace
Trying to out run a phantom, literarily a ghost
My mind is playing tricks on me, I want to find my way out of this place
To violence or death, I wish not to become a host.

Looking side to side, I see nothing, nothing that would harm me
But I still can't shake this feeling of being afraid
I'm just being silly, there is no one near to hurt me
My mind on me jokes it has played.

Night is starting to fall, as I finally calm down
Thinking to myself how silly I have been
But then, I really do hear an unfamiliar sound
Coming up behind me, then-----------------------------------------





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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life. Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
"MY ROLEX!"
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Isis, The Goddess of Desire & Darkness. In The Darkness, We Find The Light.

This is a Drama Free Zone..!
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Melanie
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The Wild Goddess...
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool from a Mountaintop. Unknown
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