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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 12 2007, 04:19 AM (352 Views) | |
| Delovely | Jun 12 2007, 04:19 AM Post #1 |
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In Fine Artistry
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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Just "Caress, cuddle with, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, listen to, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship" them and then go back, and start again. HOW TO SATISFY A MAN: Show up naked with food and the remote. |
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Some things must be handled smoothly, quietly. "When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of wisdom are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much." ~*~ | |
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| tigerlily | Jun 12 2007, 04:29 AM Post #2 |
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So very true
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| Darknight | Jun 12 2007, 05:25 AM Post #3 |
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Higher Species
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thats just typical sterotype. most men dont think like that <_< course I speak for myself
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| Melanie | Jun 12 2007, 05:36 AM Post #4 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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ROFLMFAO
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| Fusion | Jun 12 2007, 11:04 AM Post #5 |
Spam Buster
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I like this one ,i saw it on another forum.Food a remote and some beer
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