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I can't get no satisfaction!
Topic Started: Jun 12 2007, 04:19 AM (352 Views)
Delovely
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In Fine Artistry

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:

Just "Caress, cuddle with, praise,
pamper, relish, savor, massage,
empathize, serenade, compliment,
support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,
placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,
console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,
pacify, protect, phone, correspond,
anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast,
minister to, forgive, sacrifice for,
ply, accessorize, leave, return,
beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
lug, drag, crawl, show equality for,
spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend,
implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust,
grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe,
brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse,
fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify,
help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade,
spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,
understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg,
plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,
nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,
crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm,
allay, kill for, die for, dream of,
promise, deliver, tease, listen to,
commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize,
murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle,
elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld,
serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste,
nibble, gratify, take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor
of her existence, diddle, doodle,
hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue
persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if
I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,
mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,
humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk,
keep on rockin' in the free world, wet,
slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush,
tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead,
fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,
indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze,
flabbergast, enchant, idolize and
worship" them and then go back, and
start again.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with food and the remote.
Some things must be handled smoothly, quietly.

"When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of wisdom are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much."
~*~


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tigerlily
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So very true :lmao: :lmao:
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Darknight
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thats just typical sterotype. most men dont think like that <_<

course I speak for myself :lmao:
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Melanie
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ROFLMFAO :lmao:
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool from a Mountaintop. Unknown
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I like this one ,i saw it on another forum.Food a remote and some beer :lmao:
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