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The sheep and the hole
Topic Started: Jun 25 2007, 10:15 AM (667 Views)
GreatWhiteHorse
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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was chained to a railroad tie.
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Melanie
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:lmao: that is really funny GWH :lmao:
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:lmao: Now that was a good one. :lmao:
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Melanie
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Thanks guys. I think that one may have been a message for me to read back today... I'm having trouble believing in my own words at the moment :hurts:
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:awww: "hug"
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Brilliant simply brilliant! :wineglass: :yahoo: :whistle:
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That was a nice one.
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Superb! Bravo! Applauds! :wub: :bat: :wineglass:
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