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The Internations Council of Man Laws
Topic Started: Jul 2 2007, 08:27 AM (302 Views)
Melanie
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Love's Way

I felt that fear again today
That my love may go astray
That if I love, I’ll be betrayed
That again I’ll lose my way
But then I sat and thought it through
What is the worst that it can do?
One day you may break my heart
But does it mean that we must part?
What does true love mean to me
It means you set your lover free
If they return, come back to you
Then you know your love is true
So my friend, just take that chance
Trust in love and true romance
Don’t be afraid of what you lose
Know that if it’s right then they will choose

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I've often had many of those exact thoughts go through my mind as well Mel.
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I loved it Melanie... "dance"
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The International Council of Manlaws Ltd
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
© After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
birthday boy's choice.
8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.
9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.
10. You may flatu!ate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to c!imax. If you trap her head under the covers for the
purpose of flatu!ent entertainment, she's officially y! our
girlfriend.
11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... And it's delivered by a topless
model and only when it's free.
12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nu!s.
13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever! Issue closed.
15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated
as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to
drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman
must remain sober enough to fight.
18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice
of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.
20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding s*x pending your response.
21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing (i.e., both ur!nating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation
you need.
23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have s*x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
phone. Hang up if necessary.
24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal, drunken monkey s*x, the fact that you're feeling
weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again
before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not
acceptable for her to drive yours.
26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime
green, orange or sky blue.
27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever!
29. We've all heard about people having guts or b%lls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with The Guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,
"are ! you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"B*LLS" is coming home late after a night out with The Guys
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on t! he a$s and having the b#lls to say, "You're next!"
We hope this clears up any confusion.
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:lmao: :lmao: Now that is priceless!!!!!
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