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You Got Mail; Another Blonde Joke. (Shoot me later)
Topic Started: Jul 3 2007, 06:03 PM (423 Views)
Meold
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Higher Species
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.
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Melanie
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The Wild Goddess...
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool from a Mountaintop. Unknown
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