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Will I live to be 80?
Topic Started: Jul 4 2007, 06:02 PM (367 Views)
LarryOldtimer
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I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for
my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I will live to be 80?"

He asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
alcoholic beverage s?" "Oh no," I replied. " I don't do drugs, either."
"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" "I said, "No, I
usually stay home and keep to myself". "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is
unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. "Do you gamble,
drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of
those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?" :lmao:
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:lmao: That was a good one..
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Melanie
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Awesome Larry
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LarryOldtimer
Jul 5 2007, 01:02 AM
I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for
my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I will live to be 80?"

He asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
alcoholic beverage s?" "Oh no," I replied. " I don't do drugs, either."
"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" "I said, "No, I
usually stay home and keep to myself". "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is
unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. "Do you gamble,
drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of
those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?" :lmao:


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