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| Will I live to be 80? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 4 2007, 06:02 PM (367 Views) | |
| LarryOldtimer | Jul 4 2007, 06:02 PM Post #1 |
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The Man!!!
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I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?" He asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverage s?" "Oh no," I replied. " I don't do drugs, either." "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" "I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself". "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"
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| Mystical | Jul 5 2007, 12:03 AM Post #2 |
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That was a good one..
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| Melanie | Jul 5 2007, 03:41 AM Post #3 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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ROFLMFAO Awesome Larry |
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| Deleted User | Jul 24 2007, 09:06 PM Post #4 |
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Excellent... |
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