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Balloon Joke
Topic Started: Aug 6 2007, 12:21 AM (267 Views)
Mystical
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A little on the gross side but I thought it was funny :lmao:


A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around

the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as
he's

liable to break something, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break

something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to

the

shopping
center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left

for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
toilet

where he leaves
it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.
A
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's
seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet!

She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the

situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine

everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down

on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally,
he

takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be
and

POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the
walls,

etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this

is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"

You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
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Melanie
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Ewwwww :whistle:
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Mystical
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Told yah it was a little on the gross side
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Darknight
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*sniff* erm That must have been awkward for the doc. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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