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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 6 2007, 02:55 AM (377 Views) | |
| Mystical | Aug 6 2007, 02:55 AM Post #1 |
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I Like Your Thinking A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." |
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| Melanie | Aug 6 2007, 04:22 AM Post #2 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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ROFLMFAO *wipes tear* That was brilliant |
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| Mystical | Aug 6 2007, 04:32 AM Post #3 |
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I know wasn't it Just
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| Crimson | Oct 21 2007, 07:31 PM Post #4 |
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Vamp For Vein's!
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OMG.........GF'd. Love it love it love it. LOL That by far is the BEST little Johnny joke Ive ever heard, I thought Id heard em all.
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| Darknight | Oct 22 2007, 12:31 AM Post #5 |
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Higher Species
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It's a sad day when a kid gets a teacher to blush.
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| Mystical | Oct 26 2007, 01:58 AM Post #6 |
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thanks guys that one was a rare find. I thought I had heard all the little johnny jokes too but apparently I missed one of the best.
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| nativechick1989 | Oct 29 2007, 05:21 AM Post #7 |
Boss
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Hilarious!!
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