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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 4 2007, 01:45 PM (1,263 Views) | |
| RockinRickus | Sep 4 2007, 01:45 PM Post #1 |
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"Stoner on Board"
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN: D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectible stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. N A G A M E N T When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
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| Darknight | Sep 4 2007, 04:40 PM Post #2 |
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Higher Species
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| Melanie | Sep 5 2007, 05:51 PM Post #3 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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![]() A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool from a Mountaintop. Unknown &
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| Darknight | Sep 6 2007, 03:29 AM Post #4 |
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Gee you dont seem very happy today mel. |
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| Mystical | Sep 7 2007, 01:50 AM Post #5 |
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I Agree with Mel on this one. Maybe we should create our own for "MEN" you know the "Neandrathal" of the species whose brain is in the nether regions of their body
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| Melanie | Sep 7 2007, 07:30 AM Post #6 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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ROFLMFAO
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| Darknight | Sep 7 2007, 07:35 AM Post #7 |
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*sigh* its all fun an games till women get pissed off.
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| Melanie | Sep 7 2007, 07:54 AM Post #8 |
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You have a lot to learn buddy
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| Isis | Sep 29 2007, 01:27 PM Post #9 |
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The Goddess of Darkness & Desire
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This is funny cause you men have to suffer with us....
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| RockinRickus | Oct 28 2007, 03:34 PM Post #10 |
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"Stoner on Board"
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Don't worry ladies, we suffer. Hello all, how ya been?
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| Darknight | Oct 28 2007, 05:30 PM Post #11 |
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Don't worry I learn quickly. |
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| nativechick1989 | Oct 29 2007, 05:25 AM Post #12 |
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Well I know of a few chicks who could use one or two of those.
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| Mystical | Oct 30 2007, 06:48 AM Post #13 |
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| Darknight | Oct 30 2007, 03:21 PM Post #14 |
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Higher Species
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Mystical has that look in her eyes. Got something to share
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| Mystical | Oct 30 2007, 11:56 PM Post #15 |
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Since you asked, yeah I'm guilty of "Flipitor" I have a terrible time in traffic. Anyone going faster than me is a "Maniac" anyone going slower is an asshole.
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