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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:
Topic Started: Sep 4 2007, 01:45 PM (1,261 Views)
RockinRickus
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
moved out.


ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
prevents conception.


DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA
Injectible stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.



ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.



N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:swoon: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Melanie
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Darknight
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Melanie
Sep 5 2007, 09:51 PM
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Gee you dont seem very happy today mel.
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:bat: I Agree with Mel on this one. Maybe we should create our own for "MEN" you know the "Neandrathal" of the species whose brain is in the nether regions of their body :lmao:
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Melanie
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ROFLMFAO :shake:
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Darknight
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*sigh* its all fun an games till women get pissed off. :hurts:
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Melanie
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You have a lot to learn buddy :bigsmile:
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Isis
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This is funny cause you men have to suffer with us.... "happy"
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Isis, The Goddess of Desire & Darkness. In The Darkness, We Find The Light.

This is a Drama Free Zone..!
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RockinRickus
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Isis
Sep 29 2007, 08:27 PM
This is funny cause you men have to suffer with us.... "Happy"

Don't worry ladies, we suffer. :brows:






Hello all, how ya been? :innocent:
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Darknight
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Melanie
Sep 7 2007, 11:54 AM
You have a lot to learn buddy :bigsmile:

Don't worry I learn quickly.
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nativechick1989
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Well I know of a few chicks who could use one or two of those.

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:brows: :lmao:
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Darknight
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Mystical has that look in her eyes. Got something to share :lmao:
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Since you asked, yeah I'm guilty of "Flipitor" I have a terrible time in traffic. Anyone going faster than me is a "Maniac" anyone going slower is an asshole. :lmao:
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