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Prayers
Topic Started: Nov 8 2007, 01:28 PM (204 Views)
RockinRickus
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Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who is handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.



A Man's Prayer


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts

who owns a liquor store and a boat.

Amen :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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