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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 8 2007, 01:28 PM (204 Views) | |
| RockinRickus | Nov 8 2007, 01:28 PM Post #1 |
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"Stoner on Board"
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never ever attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. A Man's Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen
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